Chris

I hate star trek but i hate the ppl who watch star trek even more. I tried to watch an episode of star trek once to cure my ever lasting insomnia but not long after, i burned my eyes out with paint thiner when i had realized what i had done. I was cornered this one day at my cousins house by this star trek geeeek and he wouldn't stop trek babbling to me. Star trek this Star trek that and some crap about taking over some lame ass federation, blah blah, blah this numbnuts went on and on until i said "get lost dipshit, i hate you!". Soon after, he realized that he couldn't annoy me anymore so he decided to kick it up a notch and turned himself into a super dork and started to imitate william shatner (voice and all), at that point i was getting a little worried about my well being but even more so, i was scared (no joke!). I had to think fast! run away to the nearest exit nah too far wouldn't make it , uh surroundings, ah, at last a broom stick this just might work! but it was too late... by the time i had tried to reach for it i was paralized, he was geeking me to death by acting out certain bits and pieces of William Shatners crappy work. At that point, i said to myself "well this is it" but i had a little fight left in me and with a little miracle and a jolt of sudden adrenaline, i had the broom stick in my hands. I started to bash this trek fucker over and over again until he ran away and this is how i am able to be on myspace today all thanks to a little miracle and a broom stick.