Jamaica |
Hi all! now i really dont know who reads my blogs, and yes i know it has been a while since any new ones, but ive been banned from myspace at work :(
Just wanted to let everyone know that i will be in...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:49:00 GMT |
Jam Down Sales Man |
A young man from Jamaica moves to Miami and goes to a big Department Shopping complex looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Jamaican young man says. "Bossie, m...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:53:00 GMT |
I wanna be sick like this! |
Rare medical conditionA man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first classsection of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue,gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:19:00 GMT |
grandma's boyfriend |
GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 15:35:00 GMT |
Marriage |
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the wor...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:17:00 GMT |
Why Parents Drink |
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone numbe...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:05:00 GMT |
12 Priests |
A GOOD AND QUICK ONE...
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
and beautiful, bi...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:48:00 GMT |
Yaaaad Jokes & Lyrics |
Will You Be Mine You're the ackee in my saltfish Condensed milk in my tea The patty in my coco bread Without you there is no me. Just like coconut water You're goo...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 13:57:00 GMT |
Chinese Medicine |
Condoms are a MUST An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, h...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:11:00 GMT |
Cooking a Turkey! |
Step 1 : Go buy a turkeyStep 2 : Take a drink of whiskeyStep 3 : Put turkey in the ovenStep 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskeyStep 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovensStep 6 : Take three more whiskeys ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:10:00 GMT |
