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TJ™

I bring the tickle...

About Me

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Hmm... Where to begin? I'm 25 years old, about 5'11", around 215lbs. I'm slightly obsessive compulsive. I'm a cool laid back guy who loves life. I'm extremely optimistic but I'm not naive. I understand what's going on around me and I'm very down to earth. I'm cool but also an ultra-dork at heart. I'll randomly bust a move in the middle of the supermarket and not think twice about it. It's how I roll. I used to be a state ranked soccer player and I have a second degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do.
Like just about everyone these days, I have a love for music. Mostly I listen to harder stuff with lots of screaming. But my likes expand far past that particular genre. Some of my closest friends are in the band THE FOLLOWING and have taken the local NJ scene by storm. I spend a lot of time supporting them trying to maintain my title as "biggest fan."
I have overactive glands that make me sweat a lot. It's something I'm not proud of but I always smell good so I guess it's not that bad. I love shows like the Family Guy, The Simpsons, and South Park. I cried horribly when I saw "A Walk to Remember" and "The Notebook." There is nothing more gratifying than holding a woman close to you and nothing softer than her skin. I have goals and I'm working toward them. I sometimes can't figure myself out but am good at helping others with their problems. I'm not super flirty but I like to talk and apparently I have a pretty likable personality. When I meet people, I'm ME. Very much so. I want people to like me for me. Ya know? I say "Ya know" a lot...and "werd." After every 5 sentences and shit. I also curse a lot at times but I'm really trying to get a handle on that.
I always think I'm fat. I'm worse than a girl. I prefer the dark more than the light. Nighttime is my time. I have a bad habit of calling people at midnight to come hang out. I really enjoy having people come hang out at my place or just hanging home and relaxing. Sometimes I talk in my sleep and randomly flail.
TATTOO: I have a half sleeve of custom tribal on left arm and a tribal band on my right arm. (thanks InkSanity)
I'm a Virgo and Italian and Polish. I have great friends who make life interesting. You could see us acting like drunken assholes here
~PICTURES BITCHES~
I like being sarcastic but I love to show affection even more so. I could run 4 miles without stopping then light a cigarette. I hate talking on the phone but I'll text you a million times for everything. I look Chinese when I smile big cause I have puffy cheeks that push my eyes closed. I am a great boyfriend when in a relationship but I'm extremely picky when it comes to who be in one with. When I'm laughing really hard, I sound like I'm hyperventilating. I'm clumsy and have actually knocked myself unconscious 3 times. I'm a jeans and sneakers guy but I always look good and I own way to many black T-shirts. I have a punk/hardcore soul.
I will never call a female a bitch to her face unless she really did something horrible. I could funnel beer faster than everyone but I don't really like doing it. I drink Bacardi and DIET coke. I am VERY sexual. I can cook pretty well and enjoy making dinner but don't do so often. I have high self-esteem that sometimes comes across as cocky which I am certainly not. I don't think I'm better than anyone else but at the same time I know I am. I am way too forgiving. I love sunsets and the way clouds pass over a full moon. I yearn for true love. I want to go to ITALY sooo bad but have only been on a plane once in my life (San Diego 2007 WHAT!). I get jealous but not overprotective. I'm not fond of button fly jeans cause they suck when you have to pee like mad (did I just write "like mad?"). I shave my head because hair no longer grow on it. 13 is my favorite number. And...well, I think that about sums me up. If you want to know more or just want to say hey, just send me a message.

My Interests



I'm a big fan of your mom and The Family Guy.


This blue guy is totally my hero.

I'd like to meet:

I want a woman that says I love you to me using only her eyes, touches my hand gently to show me she want me close and is as passionate and loveling as I am. Of course she needs to be able to be a bit sarcastic and frisky as well. That's not too much to ask right?

...and Natalie Portman (she will be mine!)

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Music:

On my playlist: 311, Al Green, ALEXISONFIRE, The All-American Rejects, Anomie Coalition, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, At the Drive In, The Beatles, BELOVED, Billy Joel, Bleeding Through, Bob Marley, Boy Sets Fire, Brand New, Catch 22, CIRCA SURVIVE, Clint Mansell, Code 7, Coldplay, Cursive, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Deathcab for Cutie, Deftones, Dismemberment Plan, E-Town Conctrete, Face to Face, THE FALL OF TROY, Fallout Boy, Finch, Flavio, THE FOLLOWING, FOLLY, Foo Fighters, From Autumn to Ashes, From First to Last, GLASSJAW, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns & Roses, HEAD AUTOMATICA, Hopes Fall, HORSE THE BAND, Ill Nino, Incubus, James Blunt, James Brown, Jimmy Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Kanye West, Killswitch Engage, THE MARS VOLTA, Midtown, Minus The Bear, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nofx, Norma Jean, Oasis, Offspring, One Cool Guy, One King Down, Open Hand, Panic at the Disco, Poison the Well, The Police, Portishead, THE POSTAL SERVICE, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, RJD2, The Roots, SAOSIN, Senses Fail, Shai Hulud, Silverstein, Sparta, Straylight Run, SUBLIME, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, THRICE, THURSDAY, Tom Petty, Tool, Underoath, VISION OF DISORDER, Weezer...and MANY more

Movies:

300!!, The Departed, Crash, A Clockwork Orange, A Beautiful Mind, Closer, Garden State, Requiem for a Dream, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Interview with a Vampire, Neverending Story, The United States of Leland, The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, Clerks & Clerks 2, Full Metal Jacket, The Neverending Story, The Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, Casino, Moulin Rouge, The Shinning, Pulp Fiction, The Notebook, Trainspotting, V for Vendetta, Fight Club and many many more.

Television:

24, House, Family Guy, Who's Line is it Anyway?, & CSI.

Heroes:

There is one person in this world who has given me strength when I have had none, pushed me when I was near quitting, told me I could have the world and really meant it, and cried with me when I needed to do just that. She's my heart and soul, mentor, role model, life. My mother, Momma Celeste.

My Blog

Wheat Bread and the Anti-Christ

This morning I had a startling discovery.  Perhaps it's something that many of you may find normal, perhaps it's an everyday occurance....to me, it was the work of something evil. I woke up this ...
Posted by TJ™ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST

Reason, Season, or Lifetime

A nifty girl I know had this as a blog and I stole it because I am a blog thief.   .......and I liked it.   People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you kno...
Posted by TJ™ on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST