My MySpace page IS NOT for you to advertise on!! |
I am so fed up with the morons that contact me to be a friend and they are just looking for somewhere to advertise whatever crap they are trying to pyramid people into on either my comment page or bul...
Posted by Ruthi on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST |
25 Inch Penis!! |
A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with his cumbersome unit and has had more than one complaint."Doctor,"he asked,in to...
Posted by Ruthi on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:29:00 PST |
IF I KNEW |
IF I KNEWIf I knew it would be the last timeThat I'd see you fall asleep,I would tuck you in more tightlyand pray the Lord, your soul to keep.If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk ou...
Posted by Ruthi on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST |
5 Levels of Hangovers |
=20 Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of i...
Posted by Ruthi on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Three dogs |
Three dogs are sitting in the vets office waiting to be seen...while they wait,they start to chat;Dog 1 says to dog 2..."What are you in for?" Dog 2 says"I've been pissing all over my Masters house,ma...
Posted by Ruthi on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:00:00 PST |
To those who matter |
You don't always know when you say good-bye to someone special,that it will be the last time you will be with them.And for whatever reason,they are no longer in your life.If you had known that it woul...
Posted by Ruthi on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:07:00 PST |
Inner Strength |
If you...can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you...can be cheerful,ignoring aches and pains,
If you...can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If&...
Posted by Ruthi on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:26:00 PST |
More Zen Wisdom |
1.Do not walk behind me ,for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me either.Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2.Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a ...
Posted by Ruthi on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Old People Football |
An old man and his wife have gon to bed.After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points" His wife rolls over and says,"What in the world was that?" The old ...
Posted by Ruthi on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Night Visitor |
As I lay on my bed,thinking about you,I feel this urge to grab you and squeeze you,because I can't forget last night.You came to me unexpectly during the balmy and calm night,and what happened in my b...
Posted by Ruthi on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:56:00 PST |
