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Guru Guri

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Browbeating The Classic IQ Tests

Apathy struck me yesterday so i decided to kill time by taking on line IQ tests. here are the results:         I went out for a merienda break then took the same test again...
Posted by Guru Guri on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

A Stranger on My Doorstep

I was taking a bath at half past two in the afternoon, and when I came out, there's this huge highschool lad at the other side of the screen of the front door. He was startled as I was ...
Posted by Guru Guri on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

Kontemplasyon sa isang Mapait na Nakaraan

Taong 1995. Dakong alas-kwatro y media ng madaling araw. Naalimpungatan ako at pagdungaw ko sa bintana'y natunghayang kapapasok pa lamang sa SLEX ng sinasakyan kong bus. 'Malayu-layo pa 'to'...
Posted by Guru Guri on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

Day Job


Posted by Guru Guri on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

Isa Ito'ng Malaking Kalapastanganan sa Masang Pilipino!

Pinagtabuyan ako ng sikyu nang kanyang matunghayan ang estado ng pinagkakatiwalaan kong Chuck Taylors, yun raw kasi ang bagong patakaran sa gusali, bawal na raw ang 'hindi disente', kaya 'yun! Hindi a...
Posted by Guru Guri on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

I am the Incumbent President of the Interplanetary Organization of the Unorganized!

10 paintings 10 digital arts 10 animations 15 songs 5 sculptures 1 book of poems 1 tagalog novel (Angkan ng Barako) 1 authobiography   I plan to publish them all simultaneously on my birthday nex...
Posted by Guru Guri on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

Sino Nga Ba'ng Hindi Naging Daydreamer?

Hindi pa lubusang gising ang diwa, nakatulala at tila namamangha sa teatro ng alikabok na nanunulay at sumasayaw sa matingkad na pulag mula sa bintana at bumabagsak sa palitada. Ba...
Posted by Guru Guri on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

An Alchemist Emerges Defiant over Catharsis

"...Herbert Humphrey sat on a wall,The wall collapsed, he lost it all!All the two-faced whores and green conniving menspat on his eye saying "may you never walk again!"Herbert Humphrey limping from th...
Posted by Guru Guri on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST

Parodies of Life

My siblings were all aghast and disapproved furiously when my mother told them they are to attend this certain public school (that cradles crack heads and knife-wielding runts) this coming term. But a...
Posted by Guru Guri on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST

Investigating Life Through Half-forgotten Shoeboxes

(1:34 pm, mawnday)I have just finished the vocal mix on "a cynical lover's ballad" and suddenly fell under this lethargic spell... gave out a big yawn and noticed the heavy rain has finally died down,...
Posted by Guru Guri on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST