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You Must Be the Other Guy

I think that to constrict anus 100 times a day in succession and dent navel 100 times in succession

About Me

I have no idea what I want to do in life. I'd love to see the world and do my part to make it a better place, but I'm still trying to figure out exactly what that entails.

I'd say I'm the coolest guy on Earth, but I'm not a liar. I am, however, the second coolest guy who lives in my house, and the third coolest person in it, and out of a total of 3 people, that ain't half bad.

I like to read, watch movies, hang out, explore, and take advantage of free offerings.

I don't drive.

My Interests

Movies. Whether it be watching, buying, discussing, or my favorite: chastising others for having differing opinions over what is good.

Video Games.

Eating.

Sleeping.

Considering new careers

Pooping the bed when I'm in perfect health.

I'd like to meet:

People who are like-minded. People who aren't like-minded. People from other countries that bring new beliefs, values, and ideas to my life (ideally I would be travelling the world when this happens). Someone willing to financially back everything I want to do, and expects nothing in return except an invitation, pictures, and/or a smile and thanks.

I do not want to meet any douches. For instance, if you back out of Gay Chicken, you're not that cool.

Music:

The Killers, Jet, Psapp, Cat Power, Gangstarr, Tenacious D, Cat Stevens, Cake, The Beatles, Guru, EPMD, Scissor Sisters, Aqueduct, Postal Service, Johnny Cash, De La Soul, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Ugly Duckling, Miles Davis, Bob Marley, Styx, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Wyclef Jean, Sublime, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Gorillaz, Regina Spektor, Lhasa, Ratatat, Death Cab for Cutie, Stan Getz, Azure Ray, Arcade Fire, Ben Kweller, Franz Ferdinand, Teddybears, Bright Eyes, The Shins, Rodrigo y Gabriela

Movies:

12 Monkeys
2001: A Space Odyssey
28 Days Later
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
American Beauty
American Psycho
Amélie
Anchorman
Apocalypse Now
Audition
Basketball Diaries
Batman
Batman Begins
Batman Returns
Battle Royale
A Beautiful Mind
The Big Lebowski
Boogie Nights
Boondock Saints
Borat
Bottle Rocket
Bourne Identity and Supremacy
Brazil
Bridge on the River Kwai
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness
Bubba Hotep
Cast Away
Catch Me if You Can
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Chasing Amy
Children of Men
City of God
City of Lost Children
Clerks
A Clockwork Orange
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Dances with Wolves
Dawn of the Dead (1978 and 2004)
The Deer Hunter
The Departed
The Devils Rejects
Dog Day Afternoon
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Downfall
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dumb and Dumber
Ed Wood
Endless Summer 1 & 2
Equilibrium
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Evil Dead 1 & 2
Fargo
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
Forrest Gump
Frailty
The French Connection
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Hell
Gangs of New York
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
The Godfather 1 & 2
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Good Morning Vietnam
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
GoodFellas
The Great Escape
Harry Potter (all of them)
High Fidelity
Hotel Rwanda
The Howling
Ichi the Killer
Indiana Jones (all of them)
Jackie Brown
Jurassic Park (only the first one)
Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2
The Killer
The Killers (1946)
King Kong (1933 and 2005)
Kung Fu Hustle
The Last Samurai
The Last Temptation of Christ
Lawrence of Arabia
A Life Less Ordinary
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Léon: The Professional
M*A*S*H*
The Machinist
The Magnificent Seven
Magnolia
Mallrats
The Man Who Wasn't There
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
El Mariachi
Memento
Mona Lisa
Monsters, Inc.
Monty Python (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and Meaning of Life)
Musa
Napoleon Dynamite
Nightmare Before Christmas
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Office Space
Old School
Once Upon a Time in America
Once Upon a Time in the West
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Hour Photo
Open Range
The Others
The People Under the Stairs
The Pianist
Pirates of the Carribean
Platoon
Predator 1 & 2
The Princess Bride
Princess Mononoke
Pulp Fiction
Punch Drunk Love
Ran
Repo Man
Reservoir Dogs
Returner
Road to Perdition
Robocop
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Running Man
Le Samouraï
Saving Private Ryan
Saw I II & III
Scarface
Schindler's List
The Science of Sleep
Se7en
Seven Samurai
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Signs
The Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
The Sixth Sense
Sleepy Hollow
Solaris (1972)
Spirited Away
Stand by Me
The Sting
Stir of Echoes
Syriana
Taxi Driver
Terminator 1 & 2
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 & 2003)
The Third Man
To Kill a Mockingbird
Tombstone
Total Recall
Traffic
Trainspotting
True Romance
Unbreakable
Unforgiven
The Usual Suspects
Vanilla Sky
The Vanishing (1988)
The Village
The Warriors
Wayne's World
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
X-Men 1 2 & 3
Young Frankenstein
Zatoichi
Zodiac

Television:

The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
24
LOST (not really)
South Park
Simpsons

Books:

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Assault on Reason

Heroes:

Mondays at 9:00 on NBC.

My Blog

Weak sauce

I was just picking my nose in class and it started bleeding. Then i put a booger on the desk next to Mikie and he started playing with it without realizing what he was doing. Now he's laughing at Ki...
Posted by You Must Be the Other Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weekend Fun.....

I can't believe all the cool stuff that happened this weekend. After my whole Safeway incident (mentioned in the previous blog) I went over to Jenny's apt for Micah's birthday celebration and partici...
Posted by You Must Be the Other Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy crap and junks

This evening, while working, I found myself quite unenergetic and parched; to fix this problem, I decided it would be a good idea to venture to Safeway in order to procure several beverages (my usual ...
Posted by You Must Be the Other Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Geology club rocks

Today was sweet, we went on a field trip to Whidbey Island for the super cool geology club and cruised around learnin' about glacial deposits and junk.  it was wicked fun, but i had to poop all day......
Posted by You Must Be the Other Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me and mikie saw the coolest guy ever!!!

On our way home from school on S 128th and 14th Ave S (we took the 509 instead of I-5.... and oh man was I happy about it) we saw the coolest fucking guy in the world. He was driving a go kart that w...
Posted by You Must Be the Other Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST