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joeski ski

brains so good coulda swore you went to college:)

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: j dubbs aka joeski
Birthday: December 21, 1985
Birthplace: Berwyn
Current Location: LEmont
Eye Color: Hazil
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty but sometimes im a switch hitter
Your Heritage: Italian, Polish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: K-swiss
Your Weakness: i am all that is man......
Your Fears: fuggen spiders for some damn reason....
Your Perfect Pizza: shit im not picky wutever...no anchioves or pineapple tho
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finally get my ass to the college of dreams
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: for sure
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i have work......damn im hungry.....damn im still drunk
Your Best Physical Feature: my pinky toe....it kinda dangles in a friendly way
Your Bedtime: ummmm i cant sleep........
Your Most Missed Memory: wen i first started to party......highschool years
Pepsi or Coke: jack and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK...cuz ill HAVE it my way.....
Single or Group Dates: im a big orgi fan so group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck em both...Brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: whichever is infront of me to wake me up
Do you Smoke: o yea
Do you Swear: fuckin no
Do you Sing: o yea well i try sometimes the words jus don come out right
Do you Shower Daily: i wash my balls daily cept on sundays thats a day of nothingness
Have you Been in Love: hmmmmmmmm
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: o yea......wen im drunk sometimes i think i can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no.....love doin crazy shit
Do you think you are Attractive: im drop dead sexy bitches
Are you a Health Freak: bigggg negative
Do you get along with your Parents: yea on occasion theres are disagreements but who doesnt
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: no but i wanna get a guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: scwing schwing.....
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: :)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea to my room
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: negative
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ya but i THOUGHT she was cleaner no joke....
In the past month have you been on Stage: negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no too damn cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hell yea i stole cheese and crackers i was damn hungry
Ever been Drunk: oooooooooooo yea mmmmmbowbow chi chi chitika
Ever been called a Tease: ~o~o~o~O check out the sperm followin its dad
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: eh not recently cept for the cheese and crackers
How do you want to Die: hmm a bottle in one hand a cigarette in the other and a girl on top......
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: got ideas but none to sure yet
What country would you most like to Visit: italy.......aruba jamaica oo i wanna take to bahama come on pretty mama...
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My Interests

famo.......friends........poker.......boozin................ ..schwing schwiiiiiiing

Music:

anykind of music that sounds good to my ears......could be rap,alternative,rock,metal,trance,rave,euro,country......got ta love it all....

Television:

hmmm nethin but lately for some damn reason ive been watchin the discovery channel alot its got some interestin shit on it u should sit down and try it out........

Books:

not a big fan ......blaaaaa boringggggggg... theres only one spot where i read can u guess?!;)