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Conan The Destroyer

About Me

I am a massive barbarian who hails from the distant northland of Cimmeria. My race, the Cimmerians are a grim, dour people who have a dark, dismal outlook on life. Much like my race, I am often dark and grim. But, I also enjoy the good life and have a tendancy to indulge in good food, strong drink, and willing wenches. This has gotten me into trouble with the law more than once. I am a master of many forms of combat. My ability with the sword is unparalleled and few can match my brute physical strength. I also have a sharp wit and a keen intellect, although most people underestimate me as being a mindless savage because of my appearance and lack of a 'civilized' education. This underestimation has been the downfall of many of my opponents, because I really am quite smart. Quick to anger and often heedless of authority, I do not take orders very well. I have spent much of my life with a price on my head. However, I am not without honor. I have a strict moral code and sense of ethics stronger than most men. I have been known to travel across half the world to avenge those that did me or my people wrong.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Women that like anal and have large breasts that I can grope. And I would also like to meet George W. Bush so I can play golf with him, then destroy him and become president. CONAN 4 PREZ

My Blog

My quest on 3/6/05

My companions and I were camping overnight by the side of a mist-enshrouded lake. This crazy guy, Toth-Amon the evil wizard, sees MY Princess; he morphs into a ghost-like bird creature, kidnaps the sl...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Mar 2005 00:11:00 GMT