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DingBat♥

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About Me



"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that will teach you to keep your mouth shut" -Ernest Hemingway"

My name is Allison and I'd like to think I'm not an asshole, but I just might be.

I'm sweet, unless you give me a reason to act out otherwise. I tend to make a complete fool of myself 83% of the time, and I'm okay with that.

I'm pierced & tattooed a few times (more to come...).

I'm totally and completely obsessed with anything CHECKERED!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet just about anyone...as long as you're not one or more of the following:
*Liar *Cheater *Egomaniac *Judgmental *Sociopath

I've delt with more of these than I care to, so please, if you qualify as one of the defined and if you value your time...move along.

My Blog

20 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored

20 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored Next time youre on an elevator and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guarantee...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 08:15:00 GMT

This is my Declaration: Fuck Off

This is my Declaration: Fuck Off   Id like to start off with letting it be known, I am extremely happy. This current state seems to displease certain individuals.   Why is it so hard for...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 11:05:00 GMT

Jealousy...nah

Are You Too Jealous?Just Jealous EnoughYou are just jealous enough! You have a good sense of balance when it comes to your personal relationships, but nobody can take you for a fool!Personality-Emotio...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:41:00 GMT

Im Much Smarter Than I Give Myself Credit For

I definitely expected a much worse score. Guess I should stop doubting myself so much. Dumb Test by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:30:00 GMT

Just One Of Those Days

In regards to  Make no mistake, if Jyn ever walks up to me on the street...I'll punch him in the throat. With that said, you "certain people" can stop assuming I still care. I don't want to know how h...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Never Ending

"Never Ending"Words by: Allison M. Longworth We've been here so many times beforeLeft so broken; still return for more How much more will I takeContinue pushing 'til I break This toxic ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:07:00 GMT

I have 13% Intelligence, good to know

 E2: The Everything Test 2 There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:09:00 GMT

Play in my Pain

I find it absolutely fascinating how people are plenty happier when they are tearing you down... Being involved with someone for quite some time tends to creates feelings that are harbored e...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:27:00 GMT

Puppy Update

My precious little baby boy, Bosco, is getting big- fast. He is currently 2 months 2 weeks and 2 days old. Took him to the vet on Saturday and he weighed in at 21 lbs.
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 20:02:00 GMT

Dear Friends,

i've been doing alot of thinking lately. based upon past experience, i've come to a very simple yet important realization: i am the worst judge when it comes to trusting people. i used the term "frien...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:29:00 GMT