OooH! john stewart! DANE COOK (what a B.A.M.F.!)! Mitch Hedburg (its a bit late for that one tho...). Jimmy Fallon (so i can have his babies). ANY published poet. hot musicians (...every gal's weakspot). people who are good at fixing computers (cuz mine is always broken...). and the first brilliant individual to dip a french fry into a frosty!!! (I mean, how did they know it would taste so good???)