"Man, fuck Ostrich-Heaven! That's all I'm gonna say."
"If both of these guys had beards, they'd be huge"- Misprint Magazine
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I was a little embarassed to say that my room was infected by fleas because of my outdoor cat which sleeps in my room. Before Gorgeouspil, I would itch and scratch like crazy. I go to the bookstore scratching my legs and arms. People stay away from me. My skin was extremely sensitive before I had the cat. After the cat, I scratched like crazy. The fleas haunted me day and night. I could not get a good night sleep because of fleas. I would wake up in the middle of the night many times and scratch. Before the cat, I wear only underwear to sleep. After the cat, I wear socks, full gear pajamas, I stuff my pants into my socks. I even thought about wearing gloves. I tried killing them with sprays, I put lots of water filled pots on the floor so fleas would jump into them and cant get out. I would see 4 or 5 trapped fleas in 1 pot each day. T
Then after taking Gorgeouspil, they mysteriously disappeared. No where to be found. No more trapped fleas in pot. I would discover one or 2 fleas like once a month. But those are new fleas which my cat brought in from outside. But right after I see them, they mysteriously disappeared again.
I think its because they would die after they bite me. Gorgeouspil killed them. I didn't tell people this until now because Im embarassed.
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Seriously, folks. I've been saying this for years.
