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chris

I am here for Friends

About Me

Im not arrogant, I just happen to be the greatest person alive.So, Ive never written anything useful about myself here before. Until now.I don't like breaking tradition.

My Interests


Sitting for hours just listening to music (this could be attributed to laziness), mountain biking (so I say, but one of my bikes hasn't even seen daylight this year...), playing guitar (badly), computers, I used to like web design but it doesn't have the same appeal anymore for some reason.

I'd like to meet:

my future wife, it would save me some hassle.

Music:


Nightwish, Metallica, After Forever, Epica, Tristania, Tapping the vein, Sirenia Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Kittie, Iron Maiden, The Offspring, Blink 182, Madonna, Alanis Morisette, The Corrs, Ash, Rasputina, Hungry Lucy, Leaves Eyes, Aina, Kelly Clarkson, Dido, Garbage, Michelle Branch, Machinehead, Amy Studt, SugarComa, Republica, Kosheen, Incubus, Apocalyptica, Natalie Imbruglia, Within Temptation, Lullacry, Vanessa Carlton, Kidney Thieves, Jack Off Jill, Avril Lavigne, Tsunami Bomb, No Doubt, Xandria, Therion, Nemesea, Ambeon, Placebo, Jack off Jill, Scratching Post/Minx, Pantera, Slipknot, Less than Jake, many, many others.....

Movies:


lotr, shawshank redemption, star wars, back to the future, jurrassic park, house on haunted hill, home alone, sword fish, gone in 60 seconds, the rock, blade I, blade II, blade trinity, seven, day after tommorow, oceans 11, terminator 2, aliens, american pie, pirates of the caribean, ET, the green mile (only watched it once, was pretty hard to deal with), timeline, war of the worlds, double jeopardy, toy story, gangs of new york, titanic, speed, ghostbusters, minority report, coyote ugly, disney films, loads more.

Television:


black books, the simpsons, futurama, the fresh prince, that 70's show, becker, south park, friends, malcolm in the middle, all the usual crap I suppose

Books:


Micheal Crichton is the man! Jurrassic Park and The Lost World are my 2 favourite books. also like Harry Potter (don't pretend to be cool, you know its good), Lord of the Rings, Thomas Harris' books (Hannibal etc.) Brian Jacques 'Redwall' series

My Blog

new lacuna coil album

called Karmacode, just bought it today. Its very typical of their style, certainly no mistaking it. Unfortunately Its not making me particularly excited, very bass heavy and only a couple of catchy ...
Posted by chris on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

any bread?

A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No. Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says:...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is the gayest thing ever...

answer in a comment 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why yo...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im drunk

yes.
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the day after tomorow

well i went to this fine film today and i was really impressed :) this'll ruin the film for anyone who hasn't seen it but no1 reads my stuff anyway. im really interested to find out if global wa...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the end of the world

so, what is the end of the world? the end of human life is the selfish approach i think? end of ALL life? nah. we can fuck up the world as much as we want but it'll still be here. if the ozone l...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST