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switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem

paranoidkid

About Me



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My Interests

listening to music and playing music (bass and guitar), art & books (yup...i'm a nerd) vintage cars, pomps and mohawks, clubs and going to shows, fashion, make up and clothes... ESPECIALLY tight pants, dead baby jokes, tattoos, piercings, watching horror movies, running amock and getting into trouble.

I'd like to meet:

"You may as well call it impertinence at once. It was very little less. The fact is, that you wre sick of civility, of deference, of officious attention. You were disgusted with the women who were always speaking and looking and thinking for your approbation alone. I roused and interested you, because I was so unlike them. Had you not been really amiable you would have hated me for it; but, in spite of the pains you took to disguise yourself, your feelings were always noble and just; and, in your heart, you thoroughly despised the persons who so assiduously courted you. There--I have saved you the trouble of accounting for it; and really, all things considered, I begin to think it perfectly reasonable. To be sure, you know no actual good of me--but nobody thinks of that when they fall in love." *Pride and Prejudice*
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

punk, psychobilly, rockabilly, 80s, ska, oi!, indie, blah...AFI, anti-flag, the ataris, the casualties, tiger army, dropkick murphys, resurex, koffin kats, the distillers, nekromantix, the horrorpops, the astro zombies, reverend horton heat, flogging molly, the real mckenzies, rancid, youth brigade, cock sparrer, lars frederiksen and the bastards, the ducky boys, bad religion, black flag, bush, the cramps, dancehall crashers, danzig, descendents, finch, foo fighters, fugazi, garbage, the germs, minor threat, misfits, my chemical romance, the ramones, the nerve agents, no doubt, nofx, dead kennedys, operation ivy, pennywise, rise against, save ferris, sex pistols, social distortion, stray cats, the strokes, the unicorns, the clash, suicidal tendencies, the suicide machines, the vandals, unwritten law, as night falls, voodoo glow skulls, the street dogs, bouncing souls, so much more, everything really.

Movies:

snatch, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, boondock saints, fight club, amelie, run lola run, suburbia, slc punk, office space, monty python anything, nightmare before christmas, edward scissorhands, return of the living dead, from hell, anything bloody, gory, or horribly frightening...any horror movies, really.

Television:

alias, the simpsons, south park, random stand-up comedy on comedy central.

Books:

the odyssey, angela's ashes, sense and sensibility, harry potter, memoirs of a geisha, anything by kurt vonnegut, tom robbins, margaret atwood, jane austen, randy lee eickhoff, ...hell, i'm an english major, i could go on forever...

My Blog

red hair vs. blonde hair... hmmm

unluckybastard6:  what?  ur hairs red? paranoidkid85:  yep.  well..  sort of... i went and got it done, and it was awesome, but the color's not staying... it's fading super fa...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

dr. sierra's tattoo lecture.

makeshiftylover: he didn't "get" tattoos paranoidkid85: oh jesus makeshiftylover: thats it makeshiftylover: no more complaining paranoidkid85: no, it's okay paranoidkid85: but i must tell you, wh...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST

dr. sierra is back in the house. leave your problems at the door.

onemorenight6:  hey beautiful paranoidkid85:  ...what do you want? onemorenight6:  ?? y so angry? paranoidkid85:  not angry, just skeptical... you only call me "beautiful" when you...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST

viva las vegas! or, pictures of heather and sierra drinking.

after such a fabulous weekend, the next best thing to reliving it is going through your pictures. needless to say, when my lovely vegas buddy heather sent me our pics i was pretty excited about putti...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

dr. sierra is in the house: or, why no one should ask me for advice.

onemorenight6: my life is overparanoidkid85: don't be dramatic.onemorenight6: u kno, sum people would b supportive and ask "y is ur life over?"paranoidkid85: i would never say that!  you've missp...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

gentlemen, i need a valentine...

well ladies and gentlemen, here's how it all started...   ChilliWilli123 (5:24:48 PM):  i'm gonna wear my hugs for thugs shirt tomorrow!ChilliWilli123 (5:24:49 PM):  hahahahaparanoidkid...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST

time wasting is FUN!!

1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?why would my opinion matter? 2. Do you bite your toenails?totally.  i bite my roommate's, too.3. Are you a jealous person?i try not to b...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

new pinup stuff from ama lea!

ama is amazingly fabulous, and johanna is just one of the greatest gals i know! love you girls!!...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST

super duper fence mohawk pictures

thanks to adeana for a fabulous and fun shoot! go go brooks!...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST

vent vent vent

just cuz i had a bad day/week/month and am in need of some kind of catharsis.  because sometimes, you want to stand up on your soap box and give a resounding "fuuuuuuuck youuuuuu" to just about e...
Posted by switchblade st. claire: the mistress of mayhem on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:47:00 PST