Heavy Metal Band Names |
It's time Tritone let you all in on a little secret: the origin of metal band names. While we can't expose the whole secret and live, we can expose part of it and retain the use of our more rocking ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:49:00 GMT |
Death Minister: The Force Unleashed |
As many of you know, Death Minister has awesome telekinetic powers which allow him to both play guitar solos not possible to mere mortals, as well as squeeze your stomach and make you puke WITHOUT TOU...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:27:00 GMT |
Death Minister conquering east coast - with his mind |
The Death Minister has left for the east coast to begin a campaign of telekinetic dominance. The land-locked nature of the midwest was too much for him, so he is exploring ways to separate the state ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:40:00 GMT |
Minoans = Atanteans??!?!? |
There have been many theories about where the lost kingdom of Atlantis was and who populated it, but none quite as compelling as the theory that it was the Minoans, early inhabitants of Crete and the ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 20:23:00 GMT |
Death Minister Birthday Update |
Per our previous blog post, Death Minister has discovered that his telekinesis range has increased by 4 meters and 87 kg. Way to go Death Minister!In other news, the shouts of Tritone woke the sleepi...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:42:00 GMT |
Death Minister birthday suggestions |
Death Minister is eagerly anticipating his birthday celebration this coming Tuesday, 4/29, at the High Dive. Like a fine wine and a vintage Les Paul, he only gets better with age. For example, his p...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:44:00 GMT |
Tritone calls band meeting |
Tritone had a band meeting today. Many important topics were discussed, including:1. Plans for world domination2. Album coming out this Fall3. Death Minister birthday show on April 29th at the High D...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:35:00 GMT |
Recording Styles |
Tritone is preparing for recording a debut EP that will totally blow your mind. Death Minister has a new lick that will cause your speakers to literally levitate during the middle of one of the songs...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:17:00 GMT |
Family History of Death Minister |
The Family of Death Minister has a long and honorable history. First immigrating here from Europe in the 1760s...William Wolf joined the special units division duri...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:58:00 GMT |
Death Minister out-guitars competition; no TK necessary |
It was probably a foregone conclusion, but Death Minister out guitared all comers at Radmakers this past Friday. He didn't even resort to using telekinesis to bend his strings a full augmented 4th on...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:49:00 GMT |
