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Lily Armani ~ La Femme Magnifique Intl 2010

About Me

Lily Armani ~ The Flower of Couture ™
is
Seattle's Premiere Female Impersonator!
F or close to nine years Lily Armani ~ The Flower of Couture™ has entertained audiences from coast to coast. For the past seven years Lily has called Seattle home, but admits that she "triple loves, Peurrtland" [Portland, OR] - her home away from home.
2009 Emmy® Nominated Female Impersonator/Celebrity Mimic (So You Think You Can Host), storyteller, stand-up comedian, beauty pageant queen, and short lived talk show host [ABC and KOMO's Northwest Afternoon] - there is no stopping this down home diva. Full of class and sass, Armani calls herself, "the last of the 'Big Shouldered Broads'."
"...I got into this business to do one thing, make people laugh. If you can't laugh at a 28 year old dude, that looks like a 46 year old M.I.L.F., dressed up in all this mess, then you shouldn't be out on the streets of Seattle after dark no way," Armani tells her audience!
Her stunning beauty, untouchable comedic timing, and supreme versatility as an artist makes Lily Armani ~ The Flower of Couture ™ a 'triple threat', and one of the very best in her industry!
The Reviews are in:
"Hers is as near-perfect a stage performance as I've ever seen. She delivers no joke that doesn't land, no line that's miscalculated, overplayed or underplayed, no gesture or inflection that isn't precisely what it needs to be. She knows just when to launch a flaming diva rocket and when to toss off an aside. And she moves like an ocelot: graceful, with hidden sharp claws." --Gavin Borchert Seattle Weekly review of Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
"...so amazing you have to see it to believe it, so I've heard...I've never actually seen her." --Kathy G.
"...I almost peed my pants!" --Julia Roberts
"...you're so beautiful *shoves Lily to the side* OH MY GAWD...you're GLAMAZONIA" --Ross The Intern Matthews
Available for: Corporate Events; Bridal Showers; Baby Showers; Birthday, Retirement, Anniversary Parties; Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties, Lily Armani ~ The Flower of Couture™ is just what you need to make any occasion special.
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My Interests

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La Femme Magnifique International Pageant

Since 1982 Darcelle XV and Company have produced La Femme Magnifique, a pageant to crown the WORLD'S most Glamorous Female Impersonator. I had the great fortunate to join the La Femme Magnifique family back in 2005. The experience for me is indescribable, and chalked full of memories that will last a lifetime!

My Blog

Good-bye 'La Cage'

Like any couple, La Cage producer Norbert Aleman and headlinerFrank Marino have had their differences of opinion over the past 24years  their spats, their screaming matches, their name calling andt...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:28:00 GMT

25 Random Things...

  1.  I have had more than one name.  2.  I had crushes onAlvin [from the Chipmunks], Pillsbury Dough Boy, Rock Hudson, and theguy from the Doan's Pills box as a kid.  3.  I hate getting wet, unless t...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:47:00 GMT

Season Finale - Photo Request

ATTENTION LILY ARMANI FANS!We wrap our 2008 season of Lily Armani:  unTucked on Saturday, December 20th.Team Armani is super busy placing the finishing touches on our season finale, and we need your h...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:27:00 GMT

What I learned....

Last night I stood in a bar surrounded by friends and acquaintances from all walks of life.  I held onto my long-term boyfriend of two and a half years and the hand of a new best friend of six mo...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:48:00 GMT

wide awake

Yesterday I awoke in fear fear for our nation, our economy, our lives I got out of bed anyway I got up I showered, looked in the mirror and said "Today I do my part..." we can do it I shut off the li...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Catching up w/Patti (my other fav Patty)

The New York 40 Patti LuPone Broadway diva, red-hot Mama, potential sidewalk vigilante ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:14:00 GMT

One of these things is not like the other...

Dude Looks Like a Lady But That Just Isn't Enough by David Schmader At this stage of history, dragby which I mean men dress...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Phenomenal

by:  Eve EnslerI am having Sarah Palin nightmares. I dreamt last night that she was a member of a club where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of dr...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:13:00 GMT

shame, shame, shame

change - as loosely used and common as hero same same same me + right = equal but separate i watch in horror drink the kool-aid, eat the applesauce hockey mom, 'saved', conservative abstinence will s...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:32:00 GMT