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Mrs Dirty D

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like my coffee cold in the morning. I like my bed warm at night. I like road trips any time of day to most any kind of place. I like happy hour during the week with good friends. I love my satellite radio. I like going to shows/concerts and getting roughed up in the crowd. I love sports. You should take me to a game sometime. I enjoy drinking games. I'm a champ. I'm a karaoke addict. I like to fly. I get anxious the night before days I'm excited about and I can't sleep. Drag Queen Bingo is the best on Thursday nights.Momosas are the best on Sunday mornings. I like top shelf drinks and PBR in a can. I get my lisp back when I'm drunk. I hate spiders. I'll kick you if you tickle me. I like to sleep late. I snore, deal with it.

My Interests

I do things Texas style now. Army wives and soldier stuff keeps us busy.

I'd like to meet:

the rest of my new family, the Horn's! :) &

Music:

you probably hate the music i love. so screw yourself.

Movies:

pick me up at my house and take me to a movie, buy me popcorn with nacho cheese and a cherry icee, hold my hand in a dark theatre, feed me gummy bears... the red ones first, kiss my neck and tell me i taste sweet, laugh at my stupid jokes, listen to my music even if you hate it, buy me some Red Headed Sluts and get me drunk, drive me home and the next day, buy me some red Gatorade.

Television:

I fall asleep to it.

Books:

yes, i can read... and you should read Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Donovan, he is the bravest for marrying me :)

My Blog

Life... It’ll cut your fucking throat...

So... this week could not have been worse. well it could have, but i'd be dead and not writing a blog right now. It starts off with me alone in my bathroom excreting my life away. Gross, i know. i tho...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

moving on out... finally!!!

So... I'm moving out of my parent's house. It's time. I know. My Mom asked me why, as if she did something to upset me. I just said, "it's time", i need my independence. San Diego is a ways off. Not a...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

The lonely ride.

Went camping this weekend. Drove to Payson alone. Yuirko and crew followed me. I rocked out to tunes on the Sirius. Awesome. Sang off key most of the time. It was nice. I felt so powerful and indepe...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:35:00 PST

me and my sister, Sarah

We're sisters. Duh. She's 4 years older than me. Can't say we were ever really close. But she's my big sister, and when she got hurt, i cried too. And when she was happy, i was happy for her. And for ...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

...when you're having fun!

"So, doing things and seeing things are what makes up our lives, right? Feeling, touching, smelling, being.... right? So when these things aren't happening, are we dead? Hmm... " Just a thought. &nb...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

I don't wanna go on a rant but....

Once again, my world is shifting. People have come and people have gone. This year started out almost like a dream. It was so amazing. Wouldn't have wanted to spend my first day of the year doing anyt...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:10:00 PST

My hair turned RED

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/dianadude/redhairapri l9th.jpg so yeah, I got an itch to color my hair. Ya like? well i don't care, I like it! I wanted my old school black with red. But it didn...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST

I've decided to stop drinking for a long time.

You may ask..."Why would someone do such a thing??" well... when you wake up naked in a bed with no recolection of how the hell you got there... it's time to take action. I've decided it's going to sa...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Leaving (TUESDAY) May 24th!

Well... here I go, on a huge plane heading for the East Coast. First, a layover in Minneapolis and then NY. I have to take a cab alone to the kid's apartment. In the dark, no less. I'm so excited. ...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I may just kill myself.

The person I was planning on visiting in WI at the end of May now has a girlfriend and doesn't think that me visiting would be such a good idea. "Ya remember when you asked me what 'no reason to l...
Posted by Mrs Dirty D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST