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the JP special

razorblade kiss

About Me

captain planet

My Interests

Creeping you out. Embarassing myself.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't Teri - bitch eats the morning after pill like its candy. Other than that, doesn't matter. Just inspire me.

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, Smashing Pumpkins, AFI, Led Zeppelin, Guns n' Roses, Beastie Boys, Tilt, Souls of Mischief, The Roots, Atmosphere, Iron Maiden, Broken Social Scene, Apostle of Hustle, Metric, Cold War Kids, CCR, David Bowie, HIM, The Misfits, Spooks, The Decemberists, Spoon, Nelly Furtado, Metallica, Elliot Smith, She Wants Revenge, Mad Caddies, Danzig, Swollen Members, Choke, K-Os, Nico, The Most Serene Republic, Stars, Cat Stevens, LMNO, The Fugees, Rage Against the Machine, Fiona Apple, The Distillers, The Cars, Simon and Garfunkle, Rise Against, 3 Inches of Blood, City and Color, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, The Knife, Scissor Sisters, Sublime, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Belvedere, MIA, Rod Stewart (eff off), Jurassic 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wintersleep, Lovefoxx, Ladytron, The Walkmen...

Movies:

Almost Famous, The Virgin Suicides, The Royal Tenenbaums, An Inconvenient Truth (Al Gore is NOT a saint), The Jerk, Bowling for Columbine, The 40 Year Old Virgin, March of the Pengiuns, Life is Beautiful, old Elvis movies...

Television:

Chapelle's Show, Kenny vs. Spenny, Arrested Development, Conan O'Brien, Colbert Report, The Nature of Things, The Office, Passionate Eye, Jeopardy, Simpsons...

Books:

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte, Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser & the David Suzuki Reader, various anatomical texts...

My Blog

the JP special

"The JP special? What is that? A fur jacket and a hand job?"
Posted by the JP special on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

who is this broad?

"What can I say about Merr that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? She looks bombed out and depleted." ...
Posted by the JP special on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

hypocrites are a figment of your imagination

We can learn so much from Dr. King, but tonight I want to talk to our nation's youth about what they can learn:   Young people, many of you are looking to make a difference; to challenge the sta...
Posted by the JP special on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

still bombed...

"You should blog about your feelings... do you feel?" -Ally
Posted by the JP special on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

beating women is funny in some ways...?

A Gentlemen's Guide to Treating a Lady 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpre...
Posted by the JP special on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST