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Jim Fennell

Girls go pee pee when they see me.

About Me

It's great to be alive. Seriously. Don't take life for granted, at any given moment it can be snatched right from you. I know. But it's all good, love everybody, cause we are all in this together. Respect the person in peril as much as the one in prosper. We all come in this world the same exact way. No exceptions. If you think you are better than another because of wealth or social status you hurt yourself the most. Money can't buy you friends. That said, I am a scorpio who has hugged the love of my life Marisa, and Tyra Banks. Word.href="" target="_blank".. ..

My Interests

Pop Culture. Sports. Reading Magazines. Boobs. Mount Clemens. Nahma. Everything except mushrooms on pizza really.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Hank Williams Sr. Hulk Hogan, 2pac, Marvin Gaye, The kid from the wizard(not fred savage.), Viki from small wonder, Toby Keith, Waylon Jennings, Mitch Albom, Gary Graff, Kurt Loder, Optimus Prime, Miranda Lambert, Frank Sinatra, Mick and Keith, John and Paul, Hall and Oats, Lou Whitaker, and Elizabeth Shue via 1987(If I had a babbysitter like that, oh boyyyy.) b style="position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px;font-family:verdan a;font-size:8pt

Music:

Come on now, I really don't have the time to list all of my music intrests here. Just pick up a fennell mixtape and you'll understand.

Movies:

Tiger Town. E.T. Harold and Maude. Transformers the Movie. Giant.

Television:

Tivo. nuff said.

Books:

The Bible and every fantasy football and draft preview guide ever. Read those and your life will be better.

Heroes:

Jesus. My Mom and Dad. All of my Grandparents. Mr. and Mrs. Suhy. Hank. Pac. Waylon. Father Mike. Kristy B. Lou Whitaker. Chris Spielman. The guy whose hair caught on fire at the bus station in Chicago. Tron who's got it goin' on. All of the soldiers who fight and have fought for The United States of America. Coach Ved. Irv Frizzell's basketball skills. Vince for taking Larry Johnson in the first round. Mr Spisak, Mr. Brown, Mr. Jackson, and Mr. Snyder. Wilmer Valderamma, Kid and Kracker, The Macomb County Prosecuter's and Judges, Dr. Kubek, and everybody involved in saving the life of a fantasy football-trivia nerd-noseblowing homeboy from 99 Lincoln.

My Blog

Shamrock..........STEP OFF!!!!!!!

The ghetto revival will not be stopped, not even by Pete Nice's partner. Now, it seems like Shamrock is a good dude, a guy I would like to kick it with. It's just, how can you argue with that Bro...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

If you think your life sucks, look at Brittney's dome.

Yes, it is not a hoax. It was not long ago that we were all in awe of the one and only Brittney Spears. Hell, Rodney used to carry around that picture of her in his wallet(ha!)(quick side note, siegfr...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

my annual grammy roundup

Quick notes from the 49th annual democratic fund.......er, Grammy Awards Ceremony: -If you don't agree that Shakira is the hottest woman who ever lived, then you are the biggest liar I have ever known...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST

One more year of playoffs, One more year of heartache.

Well, it's the eve of the NFL Playoffs, and here we are in the Metro Detroit area searching for a team to hang on to for the playoff streach. Me, I'm going Colts all the way thanks to the Greatness th...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

Death, Taxes, Lions a Joke.

Happy Holiday's, what a christmas! Two whirlwind days of seeing the people that matter the most in my life, and another gift to all of us Lions fans. I get to watch the poetic screenplay that is the D...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

Four Most Underatted of 2006

Hello and Happy Holiday's! The world's biggest pimp of the underatted gives you the most underatted of 2006! (Honorable Mention-Cryme Tyme on WWE) 4. Georges St. Pierre. The man took down the face of ...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

Hall of Fame Injustice.

Before I start, I would like to state that I consider the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame the holy grail of sports hall of fame's. That said, Why in hades is Jack Morris only chance to ever make it...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

80's Songs

Listen, I am a full-fledged member of the music elite. I have to say first off, that it's cool that Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer was number one on the VH1 top songs of the 80's. That song was giant. ...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

Why Today's Emo Kids and New Wave Wealth Baby's are ending Civilization

Now that I have hopefully grabbed your attention (Thank you Mrs. Kozian for the introduction of Journalistic tacticts. Sorry I forged a pass for Megan and Stacey and ruined your trust. I was just blin...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST

Swayze!

Dude, I am freaking out. I just read this amazing spread in Blender about the supposed greatest MC on the planet, Swayze from Camden N.J.  A street dude who makes his cash mysteriously(supposedly...
Posted by Jim Fennell on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:57:00 PST