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technical difficulty

purple headed cherry poppin tea-baggin bitch pink puckered poontang layin in a ditch

About Me



i'm afraid of spiders
they sometimes make me dry-heave (i'm not joking)

i twirl my hair a lot

repetative things annoy me

i enjoy minty gum

I'm a hardcore bitch, you come at me sideways and i'll poop in your cereal



My Interests



I have a son
his name is Ian
he is my everything
nothing else matters

art

road trips

train rides

music

dancing

body modifications

cuddling

movies

classic cars

concerts/shows

photography

nature

thrift stores

I'd like to meet:


....people who can keep an intellegent conversation going for more than 5 minutes, because for some odd reason that's a rarity

Music:



i like crappy music

none of the new music coming out really puckers my butthole

Heroes:



my family
they are my foundation

whoever came up with lactos-free milk,
without them i wouldn't be able to eat cereal
(thank you lactos-free milk person)

the inventor of the condom
(thanks for helping to prevent the further spread of disease)

my friends
they keep me sane