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Lost Cause

***My MySpace E-Mail is FUCKED So I Can't Send You an E-Mail. Cry.***

About Me

My name is Lost Cause and I am a Sock Puppet. I enjoy eating pizza, NOT getting sucked up into the vaccuum cleaner, and watching the crazy guy who lives under my neighbor's porch chase the mailman. Honestly, that doesn't stop being funny.------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------In addition to haunting MySpace, I'm also featured quite a bit on SockPuppetsFromHell.Com. , a horribly demented website that is dedicated to...Sock Puppets. And music. Lots and lots of music. But mostly Sock Puppets. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------I have a recurring nightmare involving Paris Hilton and a chicken. This probably wasn't the place to write about that, but y'know, it's been bothering me and I had to get that off of my chest. I change my "Top Friends" out frequently, so if your not a top friend yet, maybe you will be soon. Or maybe you won't. Some people are just losers and never win anything cool. Life is poop like that sometimes.-------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- Anyway, if you want to know anything else about me, just let me know. I'm sick in the head and I have the attention span of a crackhead with ADD, but I do try to answer all of the e-mails I get. I also snort Windex through a straw, but that's another subject. ON TO THE NEXT SECTION........

My Interests

Pretending I'm dead. Cartoons. Weeping uncontrolably. Talking with Sam.

I'd like to meet:

Harry R. Drackett (the inventor of Windex). The Grim Reaper. Edgar Allen Poe. The shark from Jaws.
If this doesn't win an Oscar, I'm killing myself.
The SEQUAL!!!!
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Music:

Marilyn Manson. Alice in Chains. Janice Joplin. Abba (guilty pleasure).

Movies:

Resevoir Dogs. The Godfather Trilogy. Weekend at Burney's. Better Off Dead. Titanic.

Television:

Saturday Morning Cartoons. Everything else scares me.

Books:

Night Falls Fast: Understanding Suicide by Kay Redfield Jamison

Heroes:

The weird guy who lives under the porch next door is kind of cool...

My Blog

So Here's the Deal...

As many of you know, my MySpace mail is broken.  It has been broken for over a year, now.  I can RECIEVE mail, but I can't SEND mail.  And, guess how you have to report a problem with ...
Posted by Lost Cause on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST

Can YOU Spot the Agent of Satan?

One or more of these, um, things may or may not be agents of Satan.  Honestly, I think they may all be evil hellspawn, but I'm just a Sock Puppet.  What do you guys think?     &...
Posted by Lost Cause on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

What's New?

It's been a long while since I posted to this blog, so this I'll use this opportunity to try and catch you up on what's been what in my world.  My sad, manic-depressed, Sock Puppet world.... I g...
Posted by Lost Cause on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

Stolen Goods...

My brain is not working properly.  Because of this, I've been unable to think of anything original to type here.  So, I stole something that appeared on the Sock Puppets From Hell Blog (http...
Posted by Lost Cause on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:35:00 PST

Resolutions...

So, as the tradition goes, I've went ahead and made a few New Years resolutions.  Promises to myself that I'm determined to keep, at least for a year.  My resolutions, for the 2007 year, are...
Posted by Lost Cause on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

The Endtimes Are Near...

Dear fucking God.  The fact that Britney Spears was allowed under the law to reproduce was scary enough.  Paris Hilton coming out with her own album had me on a suicide watch for WEEKS.&nbs...
Posted by Lost Cause on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:59:00 PST

This is Typical....

The person in charge of Mothers Against Drunk Driving....Is a MAN!!!!  See, this is why I drink.......
Posted by Lost Cause on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST

Easter Bunnies Terrorize My Nightmares...

Because of this, I will now cry everytime I see an Easter Egg... ...
Posted by Lost Cause on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST

HELP!!!!

Apparently, the little idiots that run the MySpace technical group don't like me all that much.  I can't, and haven't been able to for a long time now, send MySpace e-mail to ANYBODY! ...
Posted by Lost Cause on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

In Case You Were Wondering...

Your God is DEAD and Here's the Proof...   ...
Posted by Lost Cause on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:37:00 PST