Lowe

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I'm at University of Pittsburgh at Greensburg now!! I'll probably be transferring to Main Campus next year due to my major, Engineering. I plan on going for Chemical Engineering.At the time of writing this new little bit in my about me, I just completed my first semester of college. Now to put in to perspective how I feel about college.. take everything I hated about Ambridge, and reverse it, and BOOM, thats how College is for me!I made a lot of good friends really quickly... probably within the first two weeks of school. I ran Cross Country and that kept me busy and active. I'm actually involved in some school stuff now with Resident Student Council, and Student Activities Board. I havn't really found anyone I hate up here at school yet, aside from the CHECK TOUCHER who stole two of my checks and forged my name... If I ever find out who it is they're gonna be in a world of pain, and be up to their ears in FELONY. Also, my room mates are all BOMB. I really got the luck of the draw on that one. The other guys from Ambridge up here and I are good friends now. And this shouldn't suprise anyone -- I've only been up here one semester and people have already picked up on my nicknames lol... DAMN! People still call me JLowe... and I have a new one... butt.... haha Im not gonna tell ya what it is.. you'll have to find out for yourself!!
This little thing right hier is a website and plug-in that shows songs that I have recently listened to on my computer. I think it's pretty sweet.
IM me on .. EndoAnima
HE IS MY HOMEBOY
Are these guys twins? WTF? Todd Hartman and shit.
Im as sharp as chedda, but dont tell me Im cheesy. My page got moldy, (MOLD! ~OMFG~ If know that inside joke, congratz. LOL) So I threw that shit out, and now Im getting fresh with the springtime. Well, its a damn shame if you didnt read my old profile, because I put sweat and blood into that one, and its gone forever. Dont worry though, itll be included in my autobiography someday.
Now on to your feature presentation.
Im Justin Gerald Lowen. People call me J-Lowe. Kids call me Orange. Ed calls me Orange Fool. The Mob boss calls me mommy. My grandma calls me Muffin. But most importantly, my friends call me Justin. Im 18 years old, my birthday is February 24th, and I live in Ambridge, home of the elderly and the foolish. Ive lived here the majority of my life. My hood was cool back in the day, used to play the neighborhood games back in the day and do all that fun shit. Now all I have is two neighbors in their 90s. Tons of Fun! I party with them every weekend.
As far as interests go, I enjoy a three-hooker gangbang while covered in peanut butter, especially while listening to the national anthem.
(Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly and a Baseball bat)
But aside from that bizarre fetish, Im really into running. Im kind of addicted to the sport. I guess I didnt have many options, since I am a complete shithead when it comes to team sports. I just straight up suck - I wont lie to you. Running cross country may be suicidal, but its relaxing for me.
I own a guitar an orange guitar. I just play it when I get bored.
I live by myself, arent you jealous? Its not as awesome as you would think. (Thats a Garrett quote there, and another inside joke. Circle Touch. Oh Christ, that sounds gay. Oh well Im leaving it there.) Ive seen my fair share of parties at my house and home. Nothing too extravagant, but I feel bad about my poor house. People like to puncture holes in my walls, and make sweet love to those holes. Theres been enough white powder on my carpet to make Al Pacino shit his pants. (JuSTin! Who Was snorting Crack on the floor?! I swear, I was just baking cookies! Its only flour!) And Im going to stop here, before I incriminate myself.
The past two years have been tough ones, but after all was said and done, I came out on top. Im thinking I might get my first two years of college of PennState Beaver to save some money. Then I might transfer, depending on the situation at that point. Im trying to be a Chemical Engineer. Chemical Engineers basically help mass produce every day things you buy in a store and stuff. Thats the general idea. I decided that if I ever become an evil scientist, my first invention will be the water-soluble condom. Im so damn evil.
I forgot to mention, that I have fallen in love..
Talericos Bar and Grill in Ambridge has the best wings in town. $.25 cents a wing Tues-Thurs, over 40 flavors of mouth-spalunking sweetness. These wings seriously pornographically violate my orafice. Chris, Ed, Joe, Brad, and I have all completed the ultimate task of eating one wing of every flavor in one sitting. Too bad they just added another 5 or so flavors. Fuck my Mouth. (Fm^2)
Personally Im pretty straight up with the people I meet. Hard not to get along with me, because Im pretty much anger-deficient. I dont get pissed off very easily. I think my one of my only negative quality is that Im too serious. Ive been trying to shake that off for a while, but its just a side effect of a non-functional family. I seriously wouldnt know what family is if I didnt have my sister. My grandparents pay for almost everything I do. I guess I take that for granted, but my sisters more important. Candys the best.
I cant wait to see what life is going to be like during college. Its like the light at the end of the tunnel, Chuh-South Fo Rall. My Club is dirty, but your club is small. What? WHAT? Represpeckt bitchez. I will bite your jugular. Dont mess with the Pantherz.
Couple of Shout-outs to Some Groups and Individuals:
Natalie.
My Aunt.
Fred Frinkle Never Forgettin that One.
Cand-ace Lynn Lowen (I still know something that gets on your nerves, haha)
Eric
Zach
Peter J
Shit this is gonna be a long list maybe I should go with initials from here on out sorry boys and girls.
A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
I think that covers everyone. Sorry, Im too lazy to type everyone out now hahaa.
Also:
White Panthers, KoolAid Club, Ambridge Cross Country and Track, Freedom, Perciavalle Clan, Improper-and-Proper, Kloud 8, The Renovation, Ireland