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~*Lani*~

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About Me

Alright, for those who DON'T know this stuff about me, I'm fun, love to dance, have a tendencey to by kinda loud, and love to be in the spotlight! =) I'm 5'2", blue eyes, brown hair (if you can't tell from my pics or something...) and have been since I was about 14. (The height, I mean... I've always had blue eyes and brown hair...) I live out in the middle of BFE - That's Hankamer for those of you who happen to know where our little blip on the map is, got married to Lee on March 20, 2004, and just had the most beautiful son in the world! My wee one was born June 2 and is named Tyler Dane. He's SOOOOO cute!! (Not that I'm biased or anything... lol)As you have probably noticed by now (unless you're legally blind or something, in which case you shouldn't even be ON the computer, but I guess that's somewhat irrelevant...) my page is primarily about The Munch. (He weighed 21lbs 13oz at the doctor for his 7 month check up!! He's freggin HUGE!!!) Sooo, if you don't like to see about a bazillion pics of the same kid, I suggest you don't check out my picture section, cuz yep, you guessed it - he's plastered all over the damn thing!
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My Interests

(I stole my song from Liz - the first words caught me off guard and made me laugh so I had to add it! It's from Jackass 2 when the guy was walking around with his balls out. Ok, on to my interests!)First and foremost, comes my Little Man. He pretty much keeps me busy most of the time, but I wouldn't trade that time for the world! He Crawls!! I couldn't wait for the day when he'd be independently moving, and now it's here! And the days of just putting him down and knowing where he'd be when I got back are all behind us! lol He's been letting go of stuff lately and trying to stand on his own. Only gets in a couple seconds of free standing time, but he's workin on it! I'm such a proud mama! =) And I love it when he grins and I can see his two bottom teeth! Usually he covers them up with his tongue when he's smiling, but they're DEFINITELY there! And sharp ass little things, too!!Other than that, I like to go out dancing in Houston! I also love to sing! If there's Karaoke going on, I am SO there!!!
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I'd like to meet:

Let's see... Tori Amos, because she's awesome! Jessica Alba, because she's gorgeous! Maggie Gyllenhaal, because I look JUST like her!! (sometimes... lol) Other than that, I'd like to meet just about anyone famous, but who wouldn't? I already know a porn star!! (Thanks Ginger Jolie!)

Music:

I listen to a TON of different stuff! I listen to everything from country to rap to Baby Einstein. I know, I'm a strange one! Let's see who are some of my faves: Tori Amos, Mindless Self Indulgance, Pepper, Sublime, Faith Hill, Gretchin Wilson, Kelis, Busta Rhymes, Twista, Bloodhound Gang, System of a Down, Sara Evans, Pussycat Dolls... yeah, that's a good variety!

Movies:

Movies... let's see... can't take the little man to the theater (unless I'd like to have something thrown at me for having a crying baby in the movie...) so that's out... I mostly like comedy, though. I don't like scary movies. They scare me. Boo.

Television:

Ah, yes, the boob tube! What a wonderful invention! I like a lot of shows, but unfortunately for me, my rabbit ears don't pick any of them up... I love me some UFC, though!!
Myspace GlittersWeeds is great. Too bad we've gotta wait till next season to see anything else. I'm fendin'!!My new guilty pleasure is Heroes - which is unfortunatelyon hiatus right now... the need to get it back on ASAP!!!I watch Family Guy when I'm bored on Sunday nights. I didn't used to like this, but now it freggin cracks me up!!And Aqua Teen Hunger Force is fun, too!! Gotta love Meatwad My Favorite episode (so far) is Universal Remonster!! I said make a Universal REMONSTER, not a Universal PIECE OF CRAP!!

Books:

Books, no. Magazines, yes. I don't have time to read an actual book, so I flip through mags when I get a chance. (If I'm not busy trying to do laundry, take a shower or do something around the house!) Here's the list of my reading material: Parents, Baby Talk, Parenting, American Baby. And sometimes, when I want something a little more "adult" I'll catch up on a High Society or Playboy. lol (No, that doesn't make me a lesbo!!)

Heroes:

My hero is Fluffy. He's da coolest!And TROGDOR - THE BURNINATOR!! Strongbad is awesome! =)

My Blog

Crawling, Pulling Up, Clapping...

I'm just posting a blog to brag a little. (Hey, I'm a Mom - that's what I do!) So now my little munchkin is crawling! He's getting SO fast! And anytime he gets anywhere near anything that he's able to...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

Tyler's got a cold!!

COLDS SUCK!!!!!!!! Tyler caught his first cold the other day. Poor little muchkin has a runny nose and is coughing a lot.  Hurts my heart when his nose is so stuffy he can't even eat well be...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST

Chillin @ Granny's

Ok, so Lee just got back from Florida this morning and he's pretty exhausted, so he's in the chair with Ty right now and they're taking a nap together. Awwwww... I didn't go into work today so we coul...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST

Lee's Trip to Florida starts tonight...

Well, Lee's going to be on his way to Florida in a few hours. He's going to watch my bro's paintball team play in a National Event over there. I wish I could go, but highly doubt that the guys on the ...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Tyler's Blog

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Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

The Munch

Nothing exceptionally different is going on right now - I was just watching Lee feed Ty. It's so sweet to watch him! He's trying to get all the cereal in his mouth w/o making a mess on his face, but i...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

Bored at work... Bringin Tyler Back!

This is the product of a boring day at work... I apologize to everyone in advance... lol (Angela made me post it!) To the tune of Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back I'm bringin Tyler back (yep!) Them othe...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

Poison Ivy SUCKS - So does too much rain

Ok, I just wanted to say, for the freggin record, that POISON IVY SUCKS!!! Lee's had it since Friday, and he can't do ANYTHING about it!! He's had a couple shots, some cream (no, not for THAT you...
Posted by ~*Lani*~ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST