The Most Beautiful Day of Work Ever |
1600: Arrive at work.
1620: Notice that oil pan is overflowing. Decide to do something about it.
1621: Accidentially pour oil all over self. Mutter expletives, go about business. Try not to notice tha...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
...Pardon?: Mexican Emokids Cut by Themselves, Others |
Mexican citizens have declared war on a style of clothing.
I am going to repeat this, because that might be too stupid to believe: Mexican citizens have begun beating people up for wearing their hair ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
Wiggidy Wiggidy WHAAAA?! |
Kanye West has his own search engine.
To repeat: Kanye West has a search engine.
Kanye West met with Google and said, "I want my own search engine." And Google said yes. Google thought this was not on...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:24:00 GMT |
Thanks, Guys! |
This morning, Caralin presented me with something that had been slipped through our door. The heading read, in large, friendly letters, "Exercise Your Right to Vote!" In smaller letters, it said, "Att...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:31:00 GMT |
POETRY |
It's days like this, days when I find out someone made a song called "Ur So Gay", that I am really fucking glad I stopped listening to the radio.
Nothing says "I'm a flaming homosexual" like...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:07:00 GMT |
Youre My Summer That Fades to These Cold Autumn Days |
I had a cup of caffeinated hot chocolate today. This got me thinking about how almost every foodstuff has caffeine in it, and I got possibly one of the greatest ideas I'll ever have: the caffeina...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:54:00 GMT |
O, My Love, We Both Go Down Together |
Today, Joe and I were in his car when we heard Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." A discussion of the song led to the discovery that it's a song about seducing the witch from the children's story ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:16:00 GMT |
Looking for a Drug Store, Feeling Like an Old Whore |
God, I fucking hate people. See, one thing that I have learned from my tenure in an auto shop is that, when the car senses something wrong, it'll turn on the check engine light. However, the light doe...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
Snow Can Wait; I Forgot My Mittens |
Today, while walking home from school, Paul called me. He asked where I was; I said that I was walking home. He then proceeded to not offer me a ride. While this doesn't really surprise me, still. It ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
...Pardon?: School Officials Quit Caring, Award 100-Year-Old Woman Belated Diploma |
A woman who led a full life on the West Coast after dropping out of high school received an honorary high school diploma at her 100th birthday party. (See, kids? You don't need school! Just drop out, ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:23:00 GMT |
