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THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN LOUISIANA:%D%A%D. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air%D%A%D. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA.%D%A%D. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA%D%Aplus a couple no one's seen before.%D%A%D. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.%D%A%D. Onced and twiced are words.%D%A%D. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.%D%A%D. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.%D%A%D. People actually grow and eat okra.%D%A%D. Fixinto is one word.%D%A%D0. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper.%D%A%D1. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it%D%Awhen you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!%D%A%D2. Backwards and forwards means "I know everything about you."%D%A%D3. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"%D%A%D4. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.%D%A%D5. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.%D%A%D%AYOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM LOUISIANA IF:%D%A%D. You measure distance in minutes.%D%A%D. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the sameday.%D%A%D. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store"%D%A%D. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,%D%Avegetable, grain, insect or animal.%D%A%D. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave%Doth unlocked.%D%A%D. You know what a "DAWG" is.%D%A%D. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.%D%A%D. You only own three spices: Tony's, Tabasco and ketchup.%D%A%D0. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.%D%A%D1. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.%D%A%D2. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".%D%A%D3. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.%D%A%D4. You know whether another LOUISIANAIAN is from north or south as soon as they open their mouth.%D%A%D5. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "goin'%D%AWal-martin" or off to "Wally World"....Mall Mart%D%A%D6. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.%D%A%D7. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke,%D%Aregardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"%D%A%D8. Fried catfish is the other white meat.%D%A%D9. We don't need no stinking driver's ed....if our mama says we can drive, we can drive. Funny Videos Sexy Videos Funny Pictures
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