Brooke

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So you go to High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. As you get even younger -- pretty soon you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play, and you have no responsibilities. In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap until finally . . You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.