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About Me


NYC
Nis forNutty
Yis forYummy
Cis forComplex What Does Your Name Mean?
I guess that depends on whether you think nuts are yummy. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.
I traded in my two cars for this:
It fits in my wallet, never needs gas or a tuneup, and comes with a low monthly payment of $76.
Me, I'm a reader by candlelight of obscure volumes written in strange tongues, and that's no lie. At least not when there's a brownout.
At 99, I'm much too old to be on a site like this. Okay, you caught me. I'm really 103 [take the square root of that, divide by 2, add 7, multiply by 3, and subtract (4^2-12) yields my age +/- 5 years, and +/- your arithmetic errors]
More than 2,000 people view my profile every time I go for a walk. So there.
I'm married, and my wife is beautiful and fabulous, and can run a lot faster than I can while carrying on a conversation.

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my ancestors

My Blog

Pictures of Not-Me

The question is asked why I have started posting pictures of seemingly random things but not of myself. It's a fair question. The lightning bolt is actually something very dear to my heart. Not lightn...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:09:00 GMT

What's Goin' On

I'm getting free cable! I didn't have cable until now because it is way expensive, even though I do have the super ultra high speed cable internet, for which I pay $85 a month. Someone told me the oth...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:27:00 GMT

Bananas and Midori

Does anyone know if this is true, that if you eat a banana (which is a radioactive fruit, in case you didn't know) and then drink a shot of Midori 30 minutes later (or a Midori sour or other such cock...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:59:00 GMT

No more pretty young girls

Attention: Henceforth, no friend requests from pretty young girls will be accepted. The presence of so many pretty young girls among my "friends" has raised doubts in the minds of some users of myspac...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:27:00 GMT

Warning: Rude Religious Joke--Very Offensive ...

... but hilarious.A priest and a rabbi were sitting on a park bench when a 14-year-old boy walks by."I'd like to screw him," says the priest.Answers the rabbi, "Out of what?"I couldn't tell a joke to ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:30:00 GMT

Fire and Rain

Last night, I'm sitting up in bed reading a bit before turning out the light. Mrs. Nyc is getting ready for bed. I start to smell something burning, so I ask her, "Do you smell smoke?" She sniffed and...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:33:00 GMT

Events of the day

It's been mostly study, study, study for me. The life of a student! I did head down 57th Street to Fifth Avenue. I love 57th Street. You pass Newsweek, Pick-a-Bagel, Carnegie Hall, the Art Students Le...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:04:00 GMT

At Least Act Confident

Today was orientation day at the Grad School at my university. The president hosts a reception for the incoming students--free beer, wine, and hors d'oevres. It's a chance for the students to meet eac...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 16:55:00 GMT

Ice Sculpture in Central Park

I haven't been able to find any news reports about it to link to, but a couple days ago I was on my way to Central Park for a nice read on a bench, and at the southwest entrance (at Columbus Circle) w...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:39:00 GMT

Lift your spirits

Keith Ablow, MD, has some questions for you to ask yourself when you're feeling down. This is from this month's issue of Good Housekeeping. Take it back, I am not a sissy! I just needed something to r...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:17:00 GMT