Law Enforcement...from my mom |
Thanks, mommy!! So funny!! ^_^
GOOD: A Seattle policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12- year-old boy was st...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:13:00 GMT |
Sex Education |
A math teacher gets called to the principal's office one day and the principal says to him, "We need a new Sex-Ed teacher and you are it."
The Math teacher exclaims, "But I have never taught Sex-Ed b...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:23:00 GMT |
Native American Code of Ethics |
I found this in a friend's blog. Great code to live by:
Native American Code of Ethics1. Rise with the sun to pray. Pray alone. Pray often. The Great Spirit will listen, if you only speak.2. Be...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:53:00 GMT |
More Regional Shit.... |
There has probably been one of these made for all fifty states simply replacing the "Massachusetts" with "New York", "Florida", "Georgia", "California", etc, but I still love the novelty of it:
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Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:21:00 GMT |
Break In |
Thanks to Heather for posting this, thoroughly amusing:
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he find...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughts... |
Some people are like Slinkies, they're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:04:00 GMT |
101 Ways You Know You're a Proud Bostonian |
101 Ways You Know You're a Proud Bostonian1 . The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you'...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:58:00 GMT |
Weak pick-up lines |
Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one wi...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 13:56:00 GMT |
