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AR AR AR! Mine Is An Evil Laugh!

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"I assure you that nothing is going on between me and her. You'd think less of her if she were with me."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Who I'd Really like to meet:
Aliens from the planet Margrathea
Bach
Harvey the six foot invisible rabbit
Frank the Bunnyman
Conor Oberst
David Hyde Pierce
Don Adams (R.I.P. Agent Maxwell Smart)
Snoopy
Dr. Seuss
Douglas Adams
Collin Meloy
Bill Nighy
Zach Braff
John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin Otherwise I've pretty much met all the people I need to.

My Blog

R.I.P., Arthur C. Clarke.

Though I’m late on hearing the news, I feel as though I should mark the passing of a great, though not widely recognized, man. Arthur C. Clarke passed a few weeks ago, at the ripe old age of 90....
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT

If You Havent Seen Juno Yet, You Are DTM

You're a part time lover and a full time friendThe monkey on you're back is the latest trendI don't see what anyone can see, in anyone elseBut youI kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a trainI kiss...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:04:00 GMT

APPLICATION FOR CotAE

As stated above, The Cult of The Almighty English (CotAE) is now accepting applicants on a limited basis. The requirements are as follows: 1.) Fill out the application below and send it to this myspac...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:32:00 GMT

The Decemberists "The Bagman’s Gambit"

On the lam from the lawOn the steps of the capitolYou shot a plainclothes cop on the ten o'clockAnd I saw momentarilyThey flashed a photograph, it couldn't be youYou'd been abused so horriblyBut you w...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:48:00 GMT

Another Poem.

On a writing streak, probably because I feel guilty of not writing anything for a good long while. That or I'm in a complete lack of social situations (which really is no excuse, I was barely social i...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Poem.

"Minuet of the Train" This derailed train,Lain dormant for so many years,Its rusted wheels in perpetual thought,It waits for the orchestra to begin again.Put faith in a conductor,Who could carry no tu...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT

Poem: Whoopity Doo Dah

I named it "Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" but only because I'm not very creative, I like the White Stripes, and I don't think it's good enough to deserve a creative title...   An errant thoug...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:58:00 GMT

You Don’t Know What Love is... You Just Do As You’re Told

In some respects I suspect you've got a respectable side,When pushed and pulled and pressured,You seldom run and hide,But it's for someone else's benefit,Not for what you want to do.Until I realize th...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:50:00 GMT

Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' mint?

Well' this should cheer you up for sure...   As the special guest on the John Mayer Continuum Summer Tour, which kicks off in Ridgefield, WA on June 1 and concludes in West Palm Beach, FL on Augu...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:14:00 GMT

Wait, Air Supply?

You think I'm kidding. All kidding aside, last night, I went to an Air Supply concert. And I didn't even use my time machine. They were at a place called the Wagon Wheel (not a gay bar, interestingly ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:08:00 GMT