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Eric

About Me

I am ERIC RUTHVEN. i am bi-sexual vegatarian. my favorite foods include tofu burgers on the side of a nice rack of lamb. i guess i am a bi-vegatarian as well. i get around. i am a huge slut bag. i collect other people's used condoms. i like to be a fag. don't take me too seriously because all of that is a lie. for real. i am a straight up ganster from brooklyn. no wait. thats a lie as well. so if you want to know the real ERIC RUTHVEN you will just have to wait for the "behind the music" to come out on VH1. until then, "would you like some fish sandwiches?"I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

JESUS. EVAN KINGSBURY. THE GUY WHO INVENTED SNOW. PETER GRIFFIN. JEFFERY DOMMER. TOM CRUISE, NO WAIT, I MEAN JOHN TRAVOLTA. THE MAN WHO SPELT CERAL FOR THE FIRST TIME. THE MAN WHO MADE TOFU BURGERS A SENSATION FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS. THE FATTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. A FAMILY OF MIDGETS. A REAL WOMEN. SANTA CLAUSE. JESUS. THE TERRORIST FROM 911. MEG RYAN. BILLY BOB THORTON. GEORGE JUNG. BOBBY FROM "BOBBY'S WORLD." MY REAL DAD. THE MAN WHO THOUGHT OF THE BK STACKER. JOHN MADEN. DAN MARINO. ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE. JESUS. JACK FROST. HARRY POTTER. DRACO MALFOY. SUNNY AND CHEER. FRODO. SAM THE WISE. MY REAL MOM. DANNY GLOVER. JESUS. ANDY MILANOKIS. MR. GOOD WRENCH. BEN AND JERRY. UNCLE BEN. CHESTER THE CHEETA. ELMER FUDD. DON VETO. BOB SAGGET. A POP SINGER WHO DOESN'T SUCK. WAIT, THATS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. HE'S BRINGING SEXY BACK. MR. MAGOO. TOM AND JERRY. ELVAN AND THE CHIPMUNKS. JESUS. GANDOFF THE GRAY. OSOMA BIN LADEN. FRANK FROM SPEEDWAY. WALT DISNEY. THE CAST FROM "THE WIZARD OF OZ", INCLUDING ALL THE MUCHKINS. THE GUY WHO WROTE FUNKY TOWN. BOYZ 2 MEN. MICHALE J. FOX (BACK TO THE FUTURE ERA). THE BABY FROM THE QUIZNO'S COMMERICALS. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST JESUS.

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