For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. In that time I did things I wouldn't force on a donkey, and that includes things I forced on a donkey.Whitney is Dutch slang for "I Don't Know", that about sums me up. If you need more though: My mother is a T-Rex and my father is the Abominable Snowman. I am an unwitting connoisseur of Rene Russo films. In Bolivia there is a saying about me, and it goes: "Girl with Peacoat has nothing. Cover her in shaving cream. Calling all cars", it translates weird. I was in the house when the house burned down. I am the Viceroy of Funk and that's why they call me The Hammer. My first words were "New York Herald Tribune! New York Herald Tribune!". I come from a long line of procreators and I lean against bookcases. Nothing will ever exhaust me. It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the right. In rural Bangladesh the sight of me causes children to yell out "Kootney Buri" which translates to "Naughty Old Woman".
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A bubble. A pony. A puppy. Someone with the brains and the know-how. The MDGs. Someone who stepped out of the Last Waltz or My Own Private Idaho. Drummers. People who sing. Sophie Calle.I am told that I am my own type. My World Visitor Map!
My Blog
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Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer. Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT
