I'd like to meet:
Alex Turner, Liam Fray, Noel Gallacher, Chris Moyles, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, Michael McIntyre, The Beatles (thats probably the least likely to come true), VV Brown, JAMES CORDEN, matthew horne, RUTH JONES, rob brydon, jonathan ross, jose mourinho (don't even like him but he'd probably have crackin patter)