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Vlad the Impala

I am here for Friends

About Me

Not as much fun as the alternative .

Hang around here if you want, just remember there are nicer places , more level-headed places ...

And always remember that both you and I can be (and often are) wrong , so play nice, just in case you are wrong .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone.
In alphabetical order.
Form an orderly queue please...

Oh, and the people in the "Heroes" section can go first.
Well, the living ones at least.
No Zombies!!

.. ..
Everything a chat show could ever need...
I think I may start to use the expression " Breast -fondling Monkeys!" from now on...

My Philosophy:
"I think goths should be forced to mate with mimes to make a super-race of pasty-faced silent people."

They would worship Teller...

This leads me nicely into:

My Blog

To the tune of "Im getting married in the morning"

I'm getting married in NovemberBy "Elvis Presley" on the StripIt's all chrome and plasticTacky and fantasticIt will be the best Better than the rest Of course it's gonna be my bestest trip...I'm getti...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:46:00 GMT

BIG news

Coming in my next post...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:53:00 GMT

Update

So yes, I was away for a week.I had a secret holiday in Vegas visiting Jennifer, my girlfriend.We had a nice relaxing week (I even met her parents).And now we're engaged.I'll be back in Sin City in No...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Porn?

Huh?http://current.com/items/89337913_diesel_sfw_xxx_fashion _firm_makes_cheeky_sfw_porn_ad
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:14:00 GMT

Noisy little things...

First a cat that really does say "nom nom nom" (via Arbroath)And then a (kinda) musical kid...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:53:00 GMT

Parody of a parody

Start the week with lolz Plus a little something for afters...see more pwn and owned pictures
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:29:00 GMT

68% and other rubbish

You Are 68% InterestingYou are a fairly interesting person. Many people find you to be intriguing.You have a dynamic, adventurous life... a life that others envy.You are genuinely interested in and op...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Sunday fun...

As it's Sunday, have some religion:Sunday Stupidity? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/12/god_boffins/Magic trick (for Jenn)http://doctore.blog.is/img/tncache/300x300/b4/doctore/i mg/tadah_jesus_579...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:51:00 GMT

Ninja Cat

http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2008/09/stealth-cat.htmlAnd this:more animals
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Iskä

From the glorious Arbroath - I have no idea why this makes me so smiley
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:18:00 GMT