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GIRL VS WOMAN Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls yell at you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes out with her own friends Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'. Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that was just one man. Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one's you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness. Girls will read this and get an attitude. Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends. "Life is like an Onion, you peel it off one layer at a time and Somtimes you have to Cry" I certainly hope the following quiz does not offend anyone. It is not for the faint at heart. It shocked me and caught me off guard. Someone emailed it to me and I did not even know what some of it meant. I guess I need to live a little. Parental advisory please.THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. Looking forward to seeing everybodys' score...YOUR SCORE IS:__________________________1. Have you ever had intercourse ? Y or N (5pts) 2. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm Y or N (5 pts) Receiving to Orgasm Y or N (5pts) 3. Licked an %#&@$! ? Y or N (5pts) 4. Had your %#&@$! licked ? Y or N (5pts) 5. Stuck your tongue in their %#&@$! ? Y or N (10pts) 6. Swallowed Cum ? Y or N (5pts) 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? Y or N (5pts) 8. Had anal sex ? Y or N (5pts) 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex ? Y or N (5pts) 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt ? Y or N (10pts) 11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt ? Y or N (5pts) 12. Had sex with someone of the same sex ? Y or N (5pts) 13. Did a threesome? Y or N (5pts) 14. Did a foursome? Y or N (5pts) 15. Been in an Orgy? Y or N (5pts) 16. Been in a gangbang? Y or N (5pts) 17. Had sex in public? Y or N (5pts) 18. Snowballed (swapping %#&@$!) with someone ? Y or N (10pts) 19. Had your toes licked or sucked? Y or N (5pts) 20. Licked or sucked someone's toes? Y or N (5pts) 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? Y or N (10pts) 22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? Y or N (10pts) 23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Y or N (5pts) Reached an orgasm? Y or N (5pts) 24. Watched porn? Y or N (5pts) 25. Bought a dirty magazine? Y or N (5pts) 26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? Y or N (5pts) 27. Let someone video tape you having sex? Y or N (5pts) 28. Had sex without protection? Y or N (5pts) 29. Had someone give you a %#&@$! facial or gave someone a %#&@$! facial? Y or N (5pts) 30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? Y or N (10pts) 31. Have you let anyone or have you %#&@$! on anyone? Y or N (10pts) 32. Had sex with a friend's significant other? Y or N (10pts) 33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? Y or N (10pts) 34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Y or N (5pts) 35. Made someone pass out from sex? Y or N (10pts) 36. Tasted your own %#&@$!? Y or N (5pts) 37. Masturbated? Y or N (5pts), Let someone watch you? Y or N (5pts) 38. Ever showed you naked on cam? Y or N (5pts) 39. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period ? Y or N (10pts) 40. Been ate or eaten someone? Y or N (10pts) 41. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Y or N (10pts) 42. Had sex in a vehicle? Y or N (5pts) 43. Been caught having sex? Y or N (5pts) 44. Paid for sex? Y or N (5pts) 45. Used toys during sex? Y or N (5pts), Used food? Y or N (5pts) 46. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? Y or N (5pts) 47. Ever been dominated in bed? Y or N (5pts) 48. Ever had a wet dream? Y or N (5pts) 49. Like to have your %#&@$! slapped during sex? Y or N (5pts) 50. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten ? Y or N (5pts) 51. Had sex with someone you didn't know their name? Y or N (10pts)SCORING...0 - 50 Average man or woman (need to be a little more adventurous)51 - 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)101 - 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction)151 - 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)201 - 250 King or Queen Freak (others will never forget you)251 - 296 over - SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the class, and hang the certificate on your wall)