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Shayna

Give everybody a gun, and put it on the television.

About Me

I change my profile every thirty seconds because I reread it and it sounds too pretentious. Pretentious is one of my favourite words. My friends make fun of me because I say 'sorry' like I'm from Canada. I'm not, though. That's really all there is to know.

Ask me for my AIM, yo!

My Interests

According to its champions, the avant-garde pushes the boundaries of what is accepted as the norm within definitions of art/culture/reality.

Link pimp;
devart & livej

I've got a facebook! Look me up!

I'm trying to write again.

I'd like to meet:

Lots of famous people with the last name "Smith", Joshua Jackson, Mötley Crüe, Adrien Brody, a hero.

Music:



Movies:

Star Wars VI, V, & IV, Trainspotting, Rat Race, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Xmen I & II, Crybaby, Waiting, The Truman Show, Galaxy Quest, Breakfast on Pluto, Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, The Girl Next Door, Imaginary Heroes, Fly Away Home, Howl's Moving Castle, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Dogma, The Princess Bride, Man In The Iron Mask, American History X, etc.

Television:

House, The 4400, Dawson's Creek, 6 Feet Under, Life On Mars, That 70s Show & Supernatural. And a hell of a lot of VH1.

Books:

The Dirt, Generation X, The Neverending Story, Choke, etc. Reading's pretty rad.

Heroes:


Michael Ian Black, Nikki Sixx, DAVID SHORE!

My Blog

No Homo!

NO HOMO Written and Composed by Shayna, Anna, and Adriana. Illustrated by Shayna. On Pink Paper. At lunch. 5th period.   My hair is a fluorescent light Shining brightly through the night I like t...
Posted by Shayna on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST

The Story Of An Ancient Greek Intergalactic Space Travler Who Is Seraching Through...

...900,000 Years And Dimensions For The Holy Grail And Still Makes It Home For Christmas. By Eric Koscuiszko and Shayna Keyles.   Ricardo and Nebby G sat serenely in their space capsules, waiting...
Posted by Shayna on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:48:00 PST