I'd like to meet:
I'm looking to join an elite cadre of superpowered, crimefighting, superfriends or pirates. I haven't quite figured out which side of good or evil I want to employ my powers. It's actually been a raging battle inside of me since the beginning of time, 1972. I'm a team player, sometimes a hater (that's the evil side), but would make a great addition to any team or gang. Need a wheelman... I drive a Saturn, nuff' said. I know! Need some muscle, faceman, look at me. Brain? Yeah, I'm a genius too.If you want to see my powers, just ask, but don't make me angry... once during an experiment gone wrong, I was exposed to a high dose of gamma radiation. I think you know the rest.So if you're looking to meet a hulking mass of towering genius, who can throw fireballs with furious anger and likes to drink, hit me up.Snowmen and small furry animals are just a hobby.