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krystel

bring your own bazookas.

About Me


I can believe anything,
provided that it's quite incredible.

My Interests

biggest bluest hi-fi

I'd like to meet:


hot air balloon pilots.

Music:



Movies:

disco pigs
juno
jeux d'enfants
elephant
& dumbo;

..cos T.Q Mouse will break your legs and snap off your head.

Television:

why watch tv when you can set it to av4 and play playstation

Books:

the adventures of tintin
wind, sand & stars
bloodtide
hard-boiled wonderland & the end of the world
prayer for owen meany
lolita
ghost world
moonshadow
winnie-the-pooh
..but these days im just a wiki whore.

Heroes:


the sexiest bitch alive

My Blog

read when 1min 45secs into jaime vous voire quitter for full effect

when duchamp magically transformed that urinal into a sculpture that changed art  forever, a la the emperor's new clothes, most people seemed to have missed the only valid allusion: perhaps the t...
Posted by krystel on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST

all the landslides birds have seen since the beginning of the world

in a story of  'four athletically able teenagers along with their brainy friend billy', the nerdiest has always been the best even though i thought i liked jason better when i was a young and inn...
Posted by krystel on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST

only cool kids miss their flights.

marc m. is a slut. he is also god.www.sickanimation.com
Posted by krystel on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

why youd want to live here

my mom likes to send me random chain emails even though i tell her not to. sometimes it hurts her feelings but she keeps doing it and i keep deleting them. today however i received the best one ever. ...
Posted by krystel on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:12:00 PST

water

is indeed the most divine beverage. if i had a bladder the size of britney spears' insanity then i would drink h2o constantly from a neverending straw attached to a magic condensation filter.i mean l...
Posted by krystel on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST

symmetry

so youre rowing your boat, rowing rowing across the quiet waters casting ripples that repel away to the shoreline and scrape 15.7 million more grains of sand per meter square, a bit of the earth each ...
Posted by krystel on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST