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My dad can beat up your mom

About Me



I enjoy long walks down dark alleys, sipping cheap champagne while listening to the dialouge in badly made porn flicks, and collecting pretty rocks. That's right, I said pretty rocks. My favorite sport is carnie baiting, which involves mindlessly irritating the traveling employees of country fairs.

My Interests

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My Blog

Family Drink-a-thon

Ever wanted to challenge one of your parents to a definitive drinking contest? I have, and the other day I did. While sitting in a restaurant with the majority of my extended family, my cousin and I...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 14:54:00 GMT

Define: Second Best

Second in rank or quality, inferior to the best. Knowing what you have isn't everything that you could have, should have. Would you have started this game if you realized the greatest prize to be wo...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:55:00 GMT

Dashboard Confessional killed my car

So I'm driving to tennis practice, going about 45 mph and rocking out to Dashboard, (as usual) when all of a sudden I hear this loud banging noise like something hitting the road. Hard. My car procee...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Mar 2005 13:27:00 GMT

Everyone should be as emo as me...

Emo makes the world a better place. I love emo. Emo Emo Emo. Yay. My roomate read this and said he wanted to cut himself. Everyone should be this emo.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:15:00 GMT