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Keith

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About Me

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I am obsessed with comedy and funny things. I love to laugh and have a good time. I love to go on .. and fugly.com and YOUTUBE!!!!!!!! They are the bombdiggedy

My Interests

Surfing, piano, theme parks, football, soccer, baseball, deep sea diving, amateur detective, sushi chef, bus driver, public notary, world renowned mystery writer, Beyonce's personal stylist, Academy award winning actor, and also your trusted neighborhood pharmacist. Oh, I marched drum corps for one and a half seasons. And that's the truth. No kidding.

I'd like to meet:

No laughing. I want to meet Dolly Parton. That goes back to the fourth grade. Also, Mo Collins, Stephanie Weir, Alex Borstein, Jan Hooks, Bette Midler, Johnny Knoxville, Siouxsie Sioux, Sigourney Weaver, Annie Lennox, Wanda Sykes, Sommore, Adele Givens, Nora Dunn, the god warrior Marguerit Perrin and Madeline Khan if she was still alive.

Music:

pretty much anything, club music first, a little country, no booty music
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Movies:

nine to five, monster-in-law, ringmaster (jerry springer), queens of comedy, heartbreakers

Television:

desperate housewives, golden girls, roseanne, i love lucy, BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Books:

What? I'm not familiar with the word.

Heroes:

Um, my parents I guess for putting up with me...