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A change is as good as a holiday?

Ive recently embarked on a writing holiday. And by that, I dont mean a writers retreat where I breathe the fresh air, indulge in spas, and hole myself up to pen romantic epics with heroines named W...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:26:00 GMT

The girl with the last laugh- review of Confessions of a Shopaholic

Just because candy floss is full of sugar and noticeably lacking in substance doesnt make it any less enjoyable. And so too is the case with this so-sweet-it-hurts chick flick extravaganza that is ar...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:12:00 GMT

Just another manic Sunday

Reviews:Hes just not that into you.Oh, dear. At last, the denial women have used to console themselves for centuries has come unsettlingly awry. First up, I take exception to the assumption that wome...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:34:00 GMT

Keep Australia Literate

 Join me in the quest to eradicate bad spelling!It's a mad world. The Palestinian (Hamas) faction and Israel rain down fire on each other with alarming rapidity. George Bush smiles even though he does...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:11:00 GMT

IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE TANNED OR WHITE

Ive come to the conclusion recently, that I must be some kind of freak. For one thing, there is my extra-terrestrial like paleness, which has caused many a person to ask me, why are you so pale? (p...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:30:00 GMT

HORROR MOVIE RIGHT THERE ON MY T.V.

A few months ago, we experienced some disastrous downturns on the stock market, and the economy has been in a flummox ever since. Politicians, whose biggest problems to date, have been contrived ones ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:22:00 GMT

GETTING IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SIX YEAR OLD

When it comes to my six year old tendencies, I’ve always remained safely tucked away in the closet. I regularly make treks to K-Mart to ask the all-knowing Magic 8 Ball the really pressing quest...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:06:00 GMT

I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M JUST REALITY CHALLENGED

Disclaimer: I know I'm prone to giving Paris Hilton and Britney Spears a good sledging, and thereby apologise profusely. In future, I'll try to divide my defamatory comments more equally, and make sur...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:57:00 GMT

WHAT TO DO? (WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE THROES OF AN ADDICTION.)

Recently, I had an epipaphany of the Paul on the road to Damascus sort. Despite the fact that my moment of revelation was devoid of an accompanying blinding light, it had just as much resonance. I rea...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:41:00 GMT

OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN, (THEY TRIED TO MAKE HER GO TO REHAB, BUT SHE SAID NO, NO, NO.)

I wrote this poem, which, though a bit silly, at least can't be any worse than Britney's plummeting career, (I'm terrible, aren't I?)   B is for being bereft of underwear, R is for reckless, and ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:57:00 GMT