Wake me up Honey! |
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and where giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM ...
Posted by daryl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Don't Step on the Ducks |
Three women died together in an accident and went to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough...
Posted by daryl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
