Name: DJ
Birthdate: July 6th
Birthplace: MinneAfrica, MN
Current Location: Small Falls
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 190
Piercings: 0
Tatoos: 0
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: 10
Overused Phraze: "Monkey Paws"
FAVORITES
Food: Hot
Candy: Pop
Number: Tree
Color: I have to poop
Animal: Meeker
Drink: Code Red
Alcohol Drink: Code Red With UV Cherry
Bagel: Master
Letter: I have to poop
Body Part on Opposite sex: The Right Brest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Code Red
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BurgerKing, Flame Broiled Mmmmm
Strawberry or Watermelon: Cherry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Chocolate Milk
Kiss or Hug: Fuck
Dog or Cat: Woofie
Rap or Punk: Metal
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Money Bitch
YOUR...
Bedtime: None
Most Missed Memory: My Memories
Best phyiscal feature: Penis
First Thought Waking Up: Whare am I and What was I doing last night
Goal for this year: I have to poop
Best Friends: The Stove, The Dishwasher, And The Vaccuum Cleaner
Weakness: Food
Fears: Fat Women
Heritage: NAZI
Longest relationship: You Mean RELATIONSHIT...
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Chi
Ever Smoked: Chi
Pot: Chi
Ever been Drunk: Chi
Ever been beaten up: Chi
Ever beaten someone up: Chi
Ever Shoplifted: Chi
Ever Skinny Dipped: Chi
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Chi
Been Dumped Lately: Ner
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: White
Favorite Hair Color: White
Short or Long: White
Height: White
Style: White
Looks or Personality: White
Hot or Cute White
Drugs and Alcohol: White
Muscular or Really Skinny: White
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: N/A
What country do you want to Visit: Old Country Buffet, All you can eat $7.99
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep like my Grandpa did, Not kicking and screaming like his passengers did !
Been to the Mall Lately: Yer
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeth
Get along with your Parents: Chi
Health Freak: Not in the least bit
Do you think your Attractive: Ci
Believe in Yourself:
Want to go to College: I have to poop
Do you Smoke: Yeth
Do you Drink: Yeth
Shower Daily: Yeth
Been in Love: You Mean a relationshit
Do you Sing: Negative
Want to get Married: Ner
Do you want Children: Ner
Have your future kids names planned out: Ner
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Im Just waiting for that special someone and it's going to be perfect !!!
Hate anyone: Chi-Chi Ta-Ta
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