PIZZA!!!!!!! |
Hey Jerk,
If you're eating a pizza, don't use a plate, you should just eat over a whole other pizza, that way, any toppings you spill will turn into free toppings for the other pizza. I lear...
Posted by chris on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST |
I got the golden ticket! |
I took a dump at work today. That sometimes conjures a guilty, hesitant feeling, like you're milking the clock or something, but if you've got to go, you've got to go. Then, the more I thought about i...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Revelation |
I was watching some DVD's yesterday when it occured to me: Eject buttons on remote controls are rediculous and unnecisary. Seriously, think about it.
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"Thanks" |
Maybe I'm being a Negative Nancy, but I think it's really stupid when people who aren't British say "cheers" instead of a classic "thank you." Sometimes I sell popcorn to these goofballs and they're a...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Low-brow Environmentalism |
If I am guilty of anything, its caring too
muchchildren, the poor, animalsthe list is endless. One subject Im
particularly passionate about is the environment. Frankly, I love t...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Budweiser vs. white Russians |
Beer is pretty cool. White Russians on the other hand are chalk-full of calcium and other essential nutrients. However, you can't really drink a white Russian in the shower like you can with a bottle ...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the winning philosophy. |
I like to stick it to the man.
Sometimes I go to casinos. In places like Las Vegas or Reno, a popular saying frequently thrown around is, The House always wins, this doesnt have to be the case.
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Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
