"Look, I've never had a dream in my life Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done So i've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!" ~aesop rock
Pablo Francisco (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-832558451510937150 7&q=Pablo+Francisco&hl=en) , dane cook, dave attell, Frank Caliando, Robin Williams, mitch hedburg, nick swardson, George Carlin, richard pryor
im tring, im tring, to drink away the part of the day that i cannot sleep away im tring im tring to sleep away the part of the day that i cannot drink away- modest mouse
pour one out for nate and my gramps
"its like i have no one when i have everyone, its like i have nothing when i could have everything" -Mark "Mother fucking"Hayes
I never knew ambition could be so fuckin disgusting I earn a good comission but it makes me feel so ugly I'm on some not even knowing I'm an illuminatis just as long as playin aging doesn't disrupt my funerals progress I ain't changin for you I'm not reaching for the sky, I would if you could give me one good reason why I should even try because after a while this never ending lame game of what's better could fracture your smiles mainframe forever it's so fun to be in love..or so I've heard the meaning has no feeling even though I understand the word I used to try to make heaven right here on earth but that'll only happen if you find someone else to do the work I'll be suprised when my psychosis turns out to keep the driving focus while I hold the same blurred cloud as burnt out dope heads so for now my worthless counterwork has found a purpose everytime a pound of dirt produced I get my frown referbished two for one specials, if you order show the devils, head swole running out of petrol but I wont let go of this gas pedal till I'm settled and they finally ?? me with that sweet blind security so insecure and messy, mark today the day that dedication died instead of saying goodbye, I'm staying praying that'll I'll stay alive because even though I know I hate to love you so much I got no better place to go, that's why I always show up ~E&A
I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. ~Mike TysonBack when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall And everything's spinning You're beginin' to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches You have the right to remain violent and start wilin' Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin' Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up [Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin' And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it Let me out of this place I'm outta place I'm in outer space I've just vanished without a trace I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow I'll be back in an hour or so -nate dogg and eye saw our first pair of tits at the em show in 6th grade