Tuxedo

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Name: Tuxedo, Tuxy, Da Man
Birthday: 3/21/91
Birthplace: The Ferritos Casa
Current Location: The Gradens's Casa
Eye Color: Dark Chocolate Brown
Hair Color: Ebony with a touch of silver
Height: 18 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: I don't have hands..I have paws
Your Heritage: French and German...I'm a Snoodle
The Shoes You Wore Today: I had my rain boots on this morning
Your Weakness: Hershey Kisses
Your Fears: Ryan's Sneezes
Your Perfect Pizza: I perfer Pizza Bagel bites
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would love to sleep an entire day without Ryan bothering me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what is this instant messenger you speak of?
Thoughts First Waking Up: God Damn Graden's. I wish I could find a 90yr old sugar mama to take care of me. She'd let me piss on the floor and not wake me up at 5am
Your Best Physical Feature: My puppy fach
Your Bedtime: All day everyday
Your Most Missed Memory: My balls
Pepsi or Coke: I perfer Miller Lite
McDonalds or Burger King: McD's fries
Single or Group Dates: I like my bitches to be alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Vodka
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mmmm ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: imagine if I drank coffee
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: I can sing jingle bells or at least my mom tells me I can
Do you Shower Daily: do once a month...maybe that's why I smell like ass
Have you Been in Love: Once but that bitch would have nothing to do with me
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Fuck no I'm a p-i-m-p
Do you belive in yourself: I believe it you and me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Terrible motion sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: I am the best looking dog ever. My mama tells me that everyday
Are you a Health Freak: Nooooo. I perfer to live on the edge
Do you get along with your Parents: The Graden's are cool people...Ryan on the other hand is questionable
Do you like Thunderstorms: HATE THEM. I am scared to death of thunder.
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nah I'm cutting back
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I wonder what they put in those dog bones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah, I have no balls
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No I do all my shopping online
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yick
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a show
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've taken quite a few
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Do I ever wear a bathing suit? Believe me if they made bathing suits for dogs my size I would have one
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hershey kisses and some rolos
Ever been Drunk: Yessssss
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: Ryan put me in a pillow case once...dumb bitch
Ever Shoplifted: Nah - I already bring enough attention to myself as it is
How do you want to Die: peacefully and not for another 5 years
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pitbull
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Honey
Favourite Hair Color: Cream
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5-10 inches
Weight: I like my ho's skinny
Best Clothing Style: Puppy Couture
Number of Drugs I have taken: who knows
Number of CDs I own: 1 thanks to Joe
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Letting the Gradens cut off my balls
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I like to lick the sidewalk. Not a fan of smelly people although I smell like garbage. Love watching the food network with my sister. I have some issues so I follow my mom wherever she goes throughout the house. Pretty much I like to chill, eat some bones and get a belly rub
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