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About Me

hi, im jesus christ i just turned 1400 years old. My hobbies include destruction to some areas of the world...such as my tsunami that i just sent to thailand good work huh? O! how about those wonderful attack on your precious world trade center. O and pearl harbor but thats old news. One of my favorite hobbie though is putting on masks of teenagers that attend different schools in the San diego County area..take a look at my pictures....o I own all of you.

My Interests

destruction to the world, and wearing masks

I'd like to meet:

Somone who thinks they can take my fat load in the face

Music:

only song i like is Stairway to Heaven

Movies:

well if u have seen Passion of the christ then u know i wouldnt like that because i got hurt and bled a alot but my favorite movie is Plains, Trains and automobiles

Television:

7th heaven..Lucys hot!! but the Virgin marys hotter

Books:

THE FUCKING BIBLE WHAT YOU THINK

Heroes:

my one and only hero is Jeff gordon