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You will be torn down...time to hate, kill, f-ck, conquer...this is human life at it's best...we'll

About Me

I AM A GUITARIST THAT ENJOYS ANY AND ALL FORMS OF MUSIC.I HAVE BEEN IN SEVERAL BANDS AND LOVE TO PLAY MUSIC.ITS ALMOST ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT.I ENJOY TRYING TO PAINT,WRITING POETRY WHICH USUALLY ENDS UP BEING LYRICS TO SOME PIECE OF MUSIC I WRITE.I ABSOLOUTELY ADORE SALVADOR DALI AND OTHER ORIGINAL ARTISTS. Create or get your
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My Interests

MUSIC.MUSIC.BOOKS ON DIFFERENT FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION.PAINTING.POETRY.MUSIC.LOVE.LOVE. MUSIC.EXPERIMENTATION WITH NEW AND INTERESTING FORMS OF FUN.
You Are 44% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding


90%

Pinhead


75%

Leatherface


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Hannibal Lecter


50%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Jigsaw


40%

Candyman


40%

Buffalo Bill


35%

Michael Myers


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as metal.

metal


70%

grunge


55%

classic rock


45%

Indie


45%

Punk


45%

country


25%

reggae


25%

Emo


15%

mainstream rock


15%

Pop Punk


10%

Pop


0%

ska


0%

rap


0%

industrial


0%
what breed of music are you?
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You scored as Marijuana. You are Marijuana (aka: weed, dope, skunk, chronic...). You are the most commonly used drug in the world. You are powerful, stubborn, moody, have a strong attitude. You are classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs.

Cocaine


83%

Marijuana


83%

Ecstasy


33%
What kind of drug are you?
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I'd like to meet:

ALIVE O R DEAD???DON JUAN MATUS,JESUS CHRIST,FREDRIK THORDENDAL AND JENS KIDMAN,DIMEBAG FUCKING DARRELL,KURT COBAIN,DAN BROWN,KEN KESEY,BUDDAH,SATAN,HUNTER THOMPSON,BEETLEJUICE,ANGELA GOSSOW,YOUR MOM,DAVE CHAPPELLE,ALL MEMBERS OF TOOL,ALEX GREY,SALVADOR DALI,PICASSO,JIM MORRISON,BLIND MELON,ROBERT JOHNSON,BILL AND TED,ALL OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES,JACK BLACK,DANZIG AND OF COURSE,CHEF BOYARDEE.

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Music:

TOOL,HIM,MESHUGGAH,LAMB OF GOD,KILLSWITCH ENGAGE,MY OWN STUFF,PRINCE,THE CHICKLETTES,PINK FLOYD,STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN,CHEVELLE,HANK SR.,ACE SPADE AND THE WHORES OF BABYLON,ANYTHING HEAVY.LOTS OF ORIGINAL ACOUSTIC STUFF.I AM A WALKING CONTRADICTION OF MYSELF.SORRY,BUT WILLIE NELSON IS FUCKING AWESOME.SLIPKNOT IS ALSO A FAVORITE OF MINE.
You Are 59% Feminine, 41% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Movies:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS,THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,PURPLE RAIN,WAITING,PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH JOHNNY DEPP,DAZED AND CONFUSED,FRIDAY(ALL OF THEM),BILL AND TED,QUEEN OF THE DAMNED,THE DOORS AND LOTS OF OTHER ASSORTED STUPID SHIT.
You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism


88%

Buddhism


79%

agnosticism


79%

Satanism


75%

Islam


71%

Hinduism


71%

atheism


54%

Judaism


46%

Christianity


42%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Television:

THAT 70'S SHOW,INKED,VIVA LA BAM,ALL OF THE I LOVE THE 70'S-80'S-90'S BULLSHIT ON VH1,LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN,THOSE WEIRD DO-IT-YOURSELF DESIGN SHOWS(DON'T ASK)

Books:

ANYTHING BY CARLOS CASTANEDA.BOOKS ABOUT SCIENCE AND RELIGION OR BOTH.THE LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL BY MARILYN MANSON WAS A REALLY GOOD BOOK.ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC.THE DAVINCI CODE WAS REALLY GOOD ALONG WITH DAN BROWN'S OTHER BOOK ANGELS AND DEMONS.CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD.THE CELESTINE PROPHECY.THE PROPHET.
You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

Heroes:

ANY AND ALL OF THE GREAT GUITARISTS/PERFORMERS OF THE PAST,PRESENT OR FUTURE.THERE ARE W A Y TOO M A N Y TO NAME THEM ALL.MOST OF THE ONES I REALLY LOVE ARE DEAD...BUT SOME OF THEM ARE PROBABLY JUST BEING BORN. Jeff --
[noun]:

A hermit living in the big city

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My Blog

.sCaTtErBrAiNeD bUlLsHiT.

I WANT A GOOD DAYS' WAR FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY MYSELF WAITING FOR AN ANSWER. HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD I HAVE EVER EXPECTED ANY LESS? (A long life tattered by the breaking of one's spirit repeatedly until a...
Posted by {<.J.E.F.F.>} on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

stupid,stupid,stupid

everytime i close my eyes i am so absoloutely and literally haunted. i hate this. when will this part be over? someone please tell me........  the memory wakes me from 1 seconds sleep with a jolt...
Posted by {<.J.E.F.F.>} on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

MESHUGGAH

 Rational Gaze[Music: Fredrik Thordendal][Lyrics: Tomas Haake]Squint your eyes to see clearly. Blur reality to makeit realLet focus go from your deceiving eyes to know what'sbeen concealedWe've a...
Posted by {<.J.E.F.F.>} on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

More Wasted Breath.

My mind will not shut off nor shut this out. I can't turn the volume down and all that I know at this point is that there is a disgustingly bitter taste in my mouth and the thought of loves lost is on...
Posted by {<.J.E.F.F.>} on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:56:00 PST

BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.

All to often I have found myself sitting in some dirty and deserted state of being where up is down and ignorance is bliss and I am waiting... Waiting for something to fall in my lap and take my broke...
Posted by {<.J.E.F.F.>} on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

i love you all...

I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I THINK OF EACH OF YOU EVERY DAY AND THAT I LOVE YOU ALL. I HATE KNOWING THAT I NEVER COULD SAY THAT A LOT IN THE PAST WITHOUT FEELING LIKE A TOTAL WUSS-O...BUT THE...
Posted by {<.J.E.F.F.>} on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST