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Stacy

It's a human thing.

About Me

Well let's see. I have a touch of every one of the seven deadly sins within me. I can live with this because they are all basic human emotions after all, and last i checked i am one. However if anybody asks i will DENY, DENY, DENY!!! I am not easily offended by anything. If in fact you are capable of doing so, than kudos to you. Oh and my shit does stink, and i am well aware of this. So for all those people that thinks theirs doesn't. I would really like to see them in a crowded public restroom without a match or lysol.See more funny videos at CollegeHumorTrick pool shot with dominos

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My Interests

Generally generalizing things is just another way for us to help society stay in business. So generally speaking, generalizing is not my thang. Generally that is.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that can take a joke, even if it is at their own expense. Also i am taking applications from anybody willing to put up with me and all the little quirks that come with the package, after all i am a special delivery.

Music:

Makes me move and moves me all at the same time. How kewl is that? Without it many would not be here. So i would like to give a special thanks to all of the artists out there pouring their emotions out for all of us to hear. It is good to be reminded that we are not in this alone. Oh and it is good backround sound to block out all of the monsters lurking around.

Movies:

Well i like movies but im too impressionable to watch them. My favorite movie is natural born killers the directors cut. Oh and i love to force guys into watching chick flicks and then i get a kick out of the fact they tend to like them more then i do.

Television:

Is by far the most efficient brain washing device that our government has come up with thus far. A civil war within our country may very well have broken out if it was not for american idol. Ignorance is bliss i suppose.

Books:

I read alot of porn in my spare time but when im not reading porn my favorite books are hitch hikers guide to the universe, most books from dean koontz The world according to garp swallowed my brain up there for a while. Good books.

Heroes:

Anybody who knows me will know the answer to that one. That would be Madukes for she has saved me many a time and for this she has earned the title time and time again. Also i cannot forget the person who invented air conditioning for without it i may very well melt into a giant puddle on the floor and slip through the cracks.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: spacey
Birthday: too long ago now
Birthplace: a hospital where i got my first smack on the ass
Current Location: somewhere stuck in my head
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: im a blonde who doesnt wash much
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: alien
The Shoes You Wore Today: payless baby
Your Weakness: non alcoholic beer and decaf coffee
Your Fears: everything and anything that isnt really there
Your Perfect Pizza: i like alot of balls on my pizza of course
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: manage to accomplish atleast one for once
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: biatch
Thoughts First Waking Up: What already?
Your Best Physical Feature: you choose
Your Bedtime: before the sun rises if possible
Your Most Missed Memory: most of them
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: never been really
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: forget tea its gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: too damn much
Do you Sing: my abc's
Do you Shower Daily: depends
Have you Been in Love: not in the true sense of the word
Do you want to go to College: who needs college when you know everything
Do you want to get Married: spinster for life
Do you belive in yourself: not this far
Do you get Motion Sickness: no and i hate people that do
Do you think you are Attractive: i can be
Are you a Health Freak: well i sure try my hardest to be unhealthy
Do you get along with your Parents: who else puts up with my crap and still like me
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes as long as they keep their distance
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: too damn much
In the past month have you Smoked: too damn much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: a few
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im not a shopper
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont like sweets
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: raw fish? no thank you id rather eat myself
In the past month have you been on Stage: i should be
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but ive taken a few
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: why steal when you can have others do it for ya
Ever been Drunk: too may times
Ever been called a Tease: too many times
Ever been Beaten up: i give the beatings
Ever Shoplifted: no but ive driven while others did it for me
How do you want to Die: quicly and painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: do i have to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: germany and switzerland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter as long as he has some
Short or Long Hair: long if soft
Height: no shorter then me
Weight: proportioned
Best Clothing Style: camoflauge
Number of Drugs I have taken: more then enough
Number of CDs I own: not enough cause i dont take good care of them
Number of Piercings: had a bunch not anymore
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: most of them
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My Blog

Ode to

Where the hell are you when i need you DICK?  Why dont you want to play with me anymore? Is it because you would rather play with other dicks now? I can be a dick if thats what you want. Why dont...
Posted by Stacy on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

one of my favorite poems that i've written

Disater impedes to a peaceful terreign. The words of sweet anger intwined in our brain. Insatiable hunger to avenge unknown Gods. Who's words are mistaken by sacrelgious facades. Desire for power, an ...
Posted by Stacy on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

life friend

dear alcohol...... i love u Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a be...
Posted by Stacy on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

poem

As i went for a walk on one dark rainy day, i swore i heard a voice but did he say? As confused as i was i continiued to stroll, til i found myself falling into a dark gloomy hole. Oh help me! Help! D...
Posted by Stacy on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:03:00 PST