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Jaws

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About Me

Well...I'm a shark, I have been in the movies, and I like to eat peple and boats! I like swimming, eating people, and hanging out by the beach. I am a great white Shark(Carcharodon carcharias). I am the last surviving species of my genus. I attack with great speed and fury. Don't be fooled, Even though i seem really cool...I will eat your face off ! I seem to have gotten a lot of friends..And i appreciate my fans ..But Know this... I would eat every, single, one of you if i had the chance.But don't feel special, I am a shark, thats what i do. Swim, eat, make baby sharks. I'm a perfect organism.I do have feelings though. I have been blown up, electrocuted, and had all kinds of other sick things done to me. You should have seen what that pervert Dennis Quaid did to me when no one was looking ! Getting a stinky pinky form a shark is not cool ! But my retirement years are cool. A frenzy here and there. Some photo ops, conventions.I am working steady, But i long for the days when the paparatzi was chasing me around hollywood blvd. So enjoy the page. But remember,You are all just food to me !
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any tasty person, fish, or animal. I do not like veggies...or hippies!I prefer to eat fat people and small children. I'd like to find that bastard that shoved a air tank in my mouth and then shot it. I would also like to meet Meatloaf the singer, He is fat and looks very tasty !..
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Update !!

Well, here is what is going on with The Cherry bombs as of late. We are playing some heavy duty shows. Got the Electric Frankenstein show the 22nd, Then Heavy Rebel !! Sometime in july we are heading ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:03:00 GMT

Sparkle tags

Ok you faggots. I'm a shark damnit. I don't like pixies, or roses, or hot vampire ladies. I will bite you in crotch if i have the chance. Seriously, i am not the cutsey/reach-a-round type of shark. So...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:50:00 GMT

why women love celebrities

ok ladies...I'm a SHARK!!! Not Mr Right. I would rather eat you than have a meaningful conversation.. You are only Food to me.
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:09:00 GMT

The day in the life of a shark

Well I never sleep, if i stop swimming i will drown. So i swim a lot. I like to eat. So i eat a lot. I am sad that school has started, because all those tasty Children are away from the beach. But i s...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:38:00 GMT

I love to eat

People piss me off sometimes, Thats why i'm glad i'm a shark! Cut me off, i eat your face. Give me weird looks, I will eat your children. disrespect me.... i will chomp on your bones until blood shoot...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:39:00 GMT