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Geoff

...And with strange aeons even death may die.

About Me

I'm 5'7" tall and about 220 pounds. I love to eat flesh. I'm intolerant of stupid people. I think human cannibalism is "OK". I say what I think, even if people are repelled by it. I regard myself as an iconclast. I love the morbid and macabre.

My Interests

Aleister Crowley, Alfr, Alternative religion, Anthropology, Archaeology, Architecture, Aztec, Aztlan, Black Metal, Blood, Bones, Books, C, C++, Cannibalism, Cartoons, Chain, Computers, Constructed languages, Cthulhu, Culture, Death, Death Metal, Design Patterns, Egypt, Egyptology, Fetish, Gore, Goth, Heavy Metal, Hieroglyphic writing, Hieroglyphics, Hieroglyphs, Horror, H. P. Lovecraft, Indigenous peoples, Java, Kemet, Kmt, Languages, Latex, LEGO, Linguistics, Ljosalfr, Maya, Mayan, Metal, Mexica, Mexican, Mexico, Mixtec, Mummies, Music, Mythology, Nahuatl, Necronomicon, Occult, PHP, Programming, Punk, Pyramids, Roleplaying, RPGs, Rubber, Science Fiction, Shamanism, Silver, Skeletons, Skulls, Skeletons, Svartalfr, Tenochtitlan, Thelema, Trinkets, Trolls, Vinyl, Voodoo, War Games, War Gaming, Yucatan, Yucatec, Zapotecs, Zombies

I'd like to meet:

Interesting, open-minded people. Persons of common interest. Anthropologists, archaeologists, linguists, and scholars of mesoamerican language, culture, or religion. Fun, passionate people who don't care if the world disapproves of them.

Music:

ACDC, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Burzum, Children of Bodom, Cruachan, Danzig, Finntroll, Hollenthon, Illuminaughty, Immortal, Korpiklaani, Manson, Metallica, MuDvAyNe, NIN, Ozzy, Pantera, Powerman 5000, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Sabbat, Scum of the Earth, Sepultura, Skyclad, Slayer, Static-X, The Offspring, Weird Al, White Zombie

Movies:

300, Alien, Aliens II & IV, Braveheart, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Fight Club, LEGEND, StarWars, The Matrix, The Big Hit, Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail, Underworld, Hellboy, Kill Bill I & II, Dark City, Event Horizon, Fifth Element, LotR, Bladerunner, The Crow, Predator, The Cell, 13 Ghosts, High Plains Drifter, House of 1000 Corpses, Ravenous, Sleepy Hollow, Deep Blue Sea, Ninth Gate, Pirates of the Carribean, Saw I, Saw II, Saw III, Pitch Black, Southpark the Movie, Dawn of the Dead 2004, The Outlaw Josey Wales, From Dusk Till Dawn, Stir of Echoes, The Abyss, Deep Rising, Virus, Hostel, Mimic, The Relic, Fallen, Snow White: A Tale of Terror, Lucky Number Sleven

Television:

Animal Planet, Beavis & Butthead, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory, Discovery Channel, Family Guy, Farscape, Futurama, Heroes, History Channel, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Mythbusters, Outer Limits, Stargate: SG1, The Twilight Zone, Samurai Jack, Simpsons, Southpark, Two Stupid Dogs

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne

Heroes:

Cthulhu, Cuauhtemoc, H. P. Lovecraft, Miguel Leon-Portilla, Scott Adams, W. Richard Stevens, Rick Friedman, Timothy Leary, "Weird Al" Yankovic

My Blog

A Vision of the Future

We had an interesting conversation at work today about building a ship with a sweat sock full of cats in the place of the steering wheel.Instead of oarsmen, the galley would be full of slaves making f...
Posted by Geoff on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST

Yo quiero viejos grandes?

Right.So, my mother is lookin' around in my room this evening. My sister's fiance, Pete, just picked me up a game, earlier -- The Call of Cthulhu, and she notices the box."Oh, I've seen this before! T...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:15:00 PST

101 spells not worth memorizing

Acid Trip Alamir's Fundamental Theorem Anger God Animate Bread Anti-Magic Magic Missle Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self) Bigby's Clenched Teeth Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand B...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A quote from H. P. Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island in the midst of black seas of infinity and it was not meant...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Awesome new job

I'll begin with a little bit of background information: I had a colleage at GE Security by the name of Patrick. Patrick and I had a really great work relationship, even though he was a manager in the...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unemployed again and bitter

After working for GE Security for almost five years, I've finally resigned my position. Officially, I resigned to "pursue interests outside of GE," but that's just because what I would have had them ...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST