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Hand Banana

Hi this Joshua Birchfield and if you dont chew Big Red; Fuck You

About Me

I'm 20, married (to a very beautiful women, and i'm a DADDY, his name is Vincent Wayne. And im in the Army (Airborne Infantry), and I love Texas, and all of the 49 other lesser states. I miss all of my friends from my old high school and pray that they are all doing well, especially those few who are overseas. You are all in my heart, i will never forgot those people I grew up with.
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723
Height:: 71"
Weight:: 170lbs
Right or left-handed:: right
Heritage:: mutt
Are you in love?:: yes
How do you alleviate stress?:: i joke
Do you swear?:: all the time
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: rock star
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: football
What was your first car?:: 92 ford tempo
What kind of car do you have now?:: 04 dodge stratus
Were you popular in high school?:: no
Do you like thunderstorms?:: yes
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: half full
Best places you have ever been?:: my happy place
Favorite food?:: steak
Least favorite food?:: beans
What type of music do you dislike most?:: rap
Do you take illegal drugs?:: once upon a time
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: yes
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?::
Are you a risk taker?:: life is a risk
What do you think about most?:: random stuff
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: yes
Have you ever been to jail?:: yes
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: no
Hugs or kisses?:: hugs
Living arrangements?:: barracks
What is your bedtime?:: 10:30pm
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: commando
Piercings/tattoos?:: tatoos
Biggest pet peeve?:: silience
I have low tolerance for people who:: underestimate me
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: no
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: yes
Can you handle the truth?:: its all i want
Hair color?:: dark brown
What are you afraid of?:: regrets
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: means something
Friend you've had the longest?:: jay
Early bird or night owl?:: night owl
Best advice you've ever received?:: shit happens
Favorite quote?:: to thine ownself be true
Favorite type of music?:: metal
Biggest weakness?:: myself
Biggest fear?:: to fail myself
Are you close to your parents?:: yes
Any brothers or sisters?:: 4/1
Have a religion?:: christian
Views on politics?:: i hate politicans
Worst habits?:: chewin gum
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: run a horse through open plains
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: tryin to figure that out myself
Are you laid back or high strung?:: laid back as can be
Do you like to try new things?:: everyday
Is family important to you?:: very
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: optimistic
Have you ever been engaged?:: yes
Favorite places you've been?:: in the sky
Are you a procrastinator?:: not to much anymore
Fly or drive?:: drive
Favorite pasttime?:: reading
Longest relationship?:: 3yrs11mon
Biggest mistake?:: not putting everything i could into my education
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: jumped out of a plane
Like to party?:: yes
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: yea since i joined the army
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: i am i simple man, i live my life
Like kids?:: dure
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?:: dark
Body type?:: smaller than me and fit
Personality?:: whatever
Style of clothing?:: sexy
Do they have to be popular?:: no
Turn-on?:: doin crazy shit
Long hair or short?:: can't be dyke short but long is the coolest
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My Interests

Reading, weightlifting, painting models, paintballing, watching movies, tavelling to new places, drinking with my buddies and playing charades (one of those getting older things), chatting with friends

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, I am a very friendly person and can generally get along with anyone. I love making new friends and hearing about what has happened in their lives.

Music:

Element Eighty (one of the greatest bands to come out of Texas),Dark Tranquillity, Lamb of God, Trivium, Arch enemy, Children of Bodom, Shawdows fall, Mushroomhead, Fear Factory, All that remains, System of a down, winter solstice, Otep, Opeth, As I lay dying, Killswitch Engage, Coal chamber, devil driver, Avenged sevenfold, nightrage, Unearth, In flames, Korn, Shinedown, Three days grace, nickelback, and a modest amount of country (i am from texas so back off)

Movies:

almost every movie i have seen

Books:

Don't even get me started, I have got to be one of the most fanatical readers of my generation.

Heroes:



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The beast inside

Where is my life leading me? Why have I made the decisions that have brought me to were I am? I wake up every day at 0530, work out till 0800, go to work till 1700(unless I am in the field doin army s...
Posted by Hand Banana on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST